Jokes.. [Over 18s only]
 

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2 men are at the opposite sides of the world but are thinking the exact same thing.
One is walking a tightrope between 2 skyscapers, the other is having a blow job off an 85yr old woman... What are they both thinking?







Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down!

Eww

I thought you were 12 andyman. And I'm serious.

Reported this topic

Snap! Dude!!!
Look this is a Big Brother site, valid to act silly... Oh and you don't know me outside of the TiBB forum. :thumbs:

Why are you in this thread?? :bored:

Oh Twilight c'mon... please don't tell me you like that stupid show aswell!?

What show:conf:

This isn't really just for over 18's but thought it was funny [and bit **** lol]

A man is in Tesco one day when he see's a woman. The woman then walks over to him and says "I think your the father of one of my kids!" The gentlemen then replies "Oh! Are you that woman I shagged on the pool table in Ibiza three years ago while your best friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery?" The woman then replies "No. I'm your daughters teacher".

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He is a Crude one at times.

Ya telling me

:laugh2: That is funny

^No it aint!

Andyman is not 12. It says on his profile that his B-Day is January 26, 1978 :spin:

Captain.Remy is hinting that i am a ******.. Hehe.
But this is only a Big Brother fansite so valid to act daft n tings n stuff..
To be fair i am a big kid.. BooYEAH!

I can see why and please change your graphics, I keep on DREAMING OF THEM!!!!

C'mon it's only food! Mmmm fooooooood!

BURGERS!

CHIPS!!

PIZZA!!!

And your Avatar?

LOL.

What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

[spoil]One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.[/spoil]

Andy,

I know this maybe slightly off-topic but that avatar of yourself is brilliant. I'd love one of those. And strangely enough, it's exactly how I pictured you! Spooky, ah?

Do you know. I was gonna say that.

Well that was pretty uncalled for... and bad.

For What?

It says over 18s Only.

Oh you guys! :bouncy:

A Big Mexican




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Just £1
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and other stores.

Oh come on twilght dont be a spoil sport x

Bahaha I love these jokes, apart from the mexican one, I don't get it. Whoever said they were gonna report this topic, get a grip or ****.

No I love the jokes lol I never thought you were a ******.
I just thought you were like 12-13. I guess it's the way you write I believe. No offence I hope.

Oh and I heard the celery one, it's damn hilarious ! :laugh3:

Fu***** hell this is awesome ! :laugh2:

I do not get that Mexican one.

Snap.

Same here. :sad:

And to the one who got this thread reported: ****. Sorry if we offend your 8 y-o mind but as it was meant to be for 18+, you shouldn't have looked here in the first place. You did, so don't complain. :wink:

Yes but this site is 13+ so 18+ Suff sould not be on here duh, 8 y-o mind huh

But that doesn't mean we can't make threads 18+. It's not in the rules and it doesn't offend anybody.
You still clicked on it so don't act surprised of what you found there.
This thread won't be closed anyway. :wink:

Oh Twilight, go back to reading your emotionally-charged vaguely paranormal romance novels. Leave the sense of humour to the big boys.

If peoples keep arguing it will get closed. So basically If you like it here than stay ( most of us ) and if you dont like it then leave ( the rest of us )

A man walks up behind his wife, reaches around her with both hands, and cups her breasts....and says, "You know, honey, if you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to use those push-up bras."
Devastated, mouth ajar, she gets furious...but just mumbles curses under her breath.
A few days later, in exactly the same situation, he walks up behind her, but this time cups her buttocks...and says, "You know, honey, if you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't have to use those form-fitting panties."
Still angry about the first time, she just glares at him....
The very next day, he walks up behind her, grabs her sides just above her hips....and says, "You know, honey, if you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't have to use a girdle."
That did it...in a flash, she about-faced, reached out, grabbed his Penis.....and said, "You know, honey, if you firmed THIS up a bit, I wouldn't have to use your brother."

emotionally-charged vaguely paranormal romance novels huh if ya talking about Twilight i don't like the books, i got my name from a game i like Ok

LMAO!

LOL

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