Sickipedia ( Rated 18 By the Arista Law)
 

http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page

Ive been looking at this site all day

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

:joker:

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

hahahaha

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s_hit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c_unt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

Dear Jonathan Ross,

I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?

Lots of love,

Gary Glitter x

I'm always in that site... some of them are well sick, but also well funny.. :P

Strange, my friend was telling me about that site yesterday because he came across some Jade Goody jokes.

This looks like just my idea of humour :tongue:

What will Jade Goody be doing next Christmas?

Baby sitting for David Cameron.

Andy you should add Rated 18
on the Title.

Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.

He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"

Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"

Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."

:laugh2:

Sing a song of incest,
Imprisoned for a while.
3 inbreds and their mother,
And a paedophile.
When the door was opened,
the kids began to sing.
That dirty rotten b.astard,
F.ucked us up the ring.

Lol!! And thats a real lol, not a fake lol we always write...

More sick and twisted the better!

Think fast!

F- Fit - is she fit?
A- Alone - Is she alone?
S- Secluded- Is the area Secluded?
T- Time - Its time to rape

hahahaha... Pukka! :laugh:

Lol all of these are quality.

I love going gay clubbing!

My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.

LOL :laugh3:

You've ONLY just found this site? O_O

Yes :hugesmile:

Day 1 in heaven, and Jade Goody is facing eviction.

LOL!!!!!

never saw that one

LMAO.

It's not on it - I made it up and wanted an excuse to post it

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

ok I did smile at this one but only because it is whitty and not really nasty.
I do actually think every other Jade joke is sick though

:sad::nono:

This.

not had the 'pleasure' of this site before and dont think it will be one i frequent

hahahahahahaha

It keeps ****ing up telling me loadsa people are on.

haha.. it does that a LOT Ben.. get used to it.. is it calling you a t.wat?

There are 1,021 of you twats online.

Yeah, that's a common occurence. It's a popular site. lol

With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.

I suggest Pakistan:

We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest."


Not 1 joke I havent laughed at on there yet! :cheer2::cheer2:

I was browsing it earlier and some of them are just really racist statements hiding behind a crap joke. My sister got a text the other day saying something like this:

"Due to the large number of immigrants in the UK lately, television chiefs have renamed a few existing shows. The new lineup includes Currynation Street, Bollyoaks, Ahmed-dale..." the list went on.

That's just pathetic imo. Not funny in the slightest. However, the joke "what divides humans and animals? The Mediterranean Sea" made me laugh.

I like shocked-laughter. It feels naughty but great.

lmao

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

Light goes on. Rape. Light goes off. Rape.
Josef Fritzl's daily routine in prison isn't going to change that much from before he was arrested, is it?
Just the roles may be reversed.

.andy you seem to be loving the rape jokes.....

I do.

I love them