I\'m going to be a Dad
 

First of all to "themichaelO" **** you i didn't criticise you!(prick)

Second of all I don't care if I get a ban he provoked me. (See earlire threads).

Third of all I'm thrilled at becoming a Dad but scared aswell because I have no idea whats instore but I know I will make a great Dad!

Not sure if you're serious, but congrats if you are!
and dw, everyone knows Michael is a wannabe little dyke anyway.

Good luck with it all. Planned or not planned, everyone can make it work if they want to.

What Gary Said.

Am happy for you mate goodluck.

I am serious I'm ecstatic, Shocked, Happy, Scared, Excited anything you could name of, more shocked than anything else tthough, I just don't know what to do though!

Congrats! I'm still wanting to know who the hell Madelaine is!

Oh yes, me too actually. :laugh: That confused me somewhat.

The mother? How old is she? Are you together? Do you live together?

I
DO
NOT
CARE
IF
YOU
GAVE
BIRTH
TO
A
MONKEY
ON
A
BANANA
BOAT

Same! :hugesmile:

Could you give us an insight, Iceman? You did bombard her onto us.

Don't lie, you would be intrested if that did happen.

at this moment in time, i rly wouldnt.

Hahah:

Lauren. says (02:58):
Id be stunned if anything gave birth to a monkey on a banana boat dont lie billy, i know you would be too!

I was very drunk earlier when I found out and just kept bringing up Maddie McCann because I felt so sorry for her and herparents. I know I'm telling the truth and you can doubt me if you want but I know I'm telling the truth, i can't prove anything until we have a scan.

Things that bad?

My girlfriend is 20 same age as me, were together, we were already planning on moving in with each other in May hope that answers some of your questions andyman

Okay okay, is she under your bed?

Iceman!!! Tell us about your lady friend.

ahh, ignor my last post..

Iceman! You must have known she could get pregers?

No not really, she had the bar, i ocasionallly used condoms because I never thought this would happen. It's weird though because I'm only with my girlfriend just over a month so I'm still learning about her.

Congrats! At least we know what you're talking about now. Still dont get the Madeleine McCann thing though...

That was me being very drunk over-thinking, I tend to do that a lot, if you haven't noticed by now.

The bar? :puzzled: Hahah.

*holds muh belly*
yeh i think i need to add yu tuh the bois i sleep wiv list now.

im-a call muh baby caleb if hes a boy or yasmin if shes a gurl.

A bar you can get put in your arm it's a type of contraceptive. (Obviosly it doesn't work)

Oh dear... Only ONE MONTH?!?! Boy you been stung!

Deep down would you want this now or in a few years time?

Yeah were together a month but we've kind of been seeing each other 2 - 3 months (not much better I know)


Few Years maybe I'm not even 21 yet, I always said I wanted kids though but never this early, just goes to show though never plan things, and always use a CONDOM

Oh I know what you mean now. I know it as "the implant".

It's VERY effective.

Could be that she had a physiological reaction to it or more than likely she took antibiotics whilst using it which reduces it's effectiveness to almost zero.

Edit: Oops. I've kinda gone off the topic with something retrospective.

Stop using big words!

I don't know what happened, I can't argue now though so all I can do is be there for her and the kid (has to be the scariest thing i've ever said)

:sad: Okay.

Here's my post in less words:
O the implant, ey? Maybe it didn't work cos she took other pills.

Iceman! How far gone is she?

Could you just dim it down a wee bit, ta.

An abortion is still possible provided she's not far gone. Since you've been together for only a month, I'm guessing she's not. I'm not saying go for one, or look at it lightly - but you're acting as if you've no choice in the matter.

If you genuinely feel now is not the right time, I think you should have a right to say - it doesn't mean you won't support her final decision, but at least try to argue your cause.

Like I said earlier, congratulations - but just make sure you're totally happy about it first.

She has only just booked her first scan yesterday so I wont know until tuesday next.

Abortion is out of the question we live in Ireland, I mean If we both decided it was best then we would consider it but I don't think I could ever do that.

Fair enough, my initial congratulations still stand.

Thanks Lauren and to those who believe me, kinda makes me pissed off that people wouldn't believe me in the first place though, ive never lied about anything on TIBB before though.

Both go on the dole, you will get £500 for the baby before the birth, huge dole money due to claiming for you, gf and baby..
Plus you will get child benefit, milk tokens, plus if you claim for a budgeting loan you could get upto £1,000! And the council will find you a flat and you will get your flat paid for. Also put your name down on the housing list so you will get a nice council house, then after few years put in for the right to buy!!

I think it was just cos people couldn't understand your typing? It was a little erratic, and at first I wasn't even sure what you were on about. :tongue: