Suggestions for Davina\'s Opening Cue
 

We've had some classics over the years. Post your suggestions here :bigsmile:


'10 years on...10 years more experience of being cruel' :colour:

10 years.. hasnt it just flown by.

Happy anniversary BB.. or is it...

Jamie - love it mate! :laugh:

"is anyone still watching this?"

Hello the 2 million viewers who are watching. Is it even as much as that? This is BB10.

Come on guys be creative :laugh2:

"Somethings never grow old."

Please, if you're going to try and sound informed at least get your facts straight, the chances of a launch show ever getting 2 million viewers are slim to none.

"Your Saturday night starts right here. This is The X-"
****, wrong show. Sorry.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.... 10, This summer will be very different"

"Suprising twists? Nah, its just gonna be as **** as the past two years! ENJOY!"

"It's Big Brother 10 but Big Brother 1 was 9 years ago!"

"Susan who?"

"No Live Feed! Doesnt mean we cant have a blast.... right?"

"Are you ready?"

"Welcome to the 10th aniversairy of Big Brother!!!! *Crowd cheers* Well 9th techincally" *Silence*

*Davina walks into empty crowd* "Where has everyone gone?" *Clips of Dead Set and everyone getting eaten and turning into zombies* "Oh I see, phew at least that never actually happened" *Crowd appear from nowhere and shout "Suprise" with zombie masks on and go into chaos.

Please, GOD no! We already had last year's shitty Britain's Got Talent opening line! :mad: :laugh:

TBH i think it would be great if she was just stood there and pulled an unimpressed face

"Hello everyb... Ah **** it give me a vodka im off, Only Joking Your Summer Starts here"

"I am Davina McCall, you are live on C4 please do not say **** **** or bugger"!

Haha I love them guys! Keep them coming! :spin:

The sun is shining , The birds are singing , everything is just wonderful....OR IS IT?

10 years on...time flies when we're having fun

Ooo That gives me chills:thumbs:

Hello Then My Loves I Am Davina Your Host For Tonight On Big Brother A Reality TV Show Well Know You No What It Is If Your Watching Well Anyway I In A Minute We Will See The House Which Is Changed Well Infact It Always Changes Well Not Always But Every Series Or Well Every Normal Series Well I Suppose All Series Are Normal And Then We Will Meet The Housemates Who Are The Main Part They Are Very Good I Must Say Anyway Lets See The Opening Titles Oh And I Forgot Isn't The Eye Lovely?

"Craig, Brian, Kate, Cameron, Nadia, Anthony, Pete, Brian, Rachel...who's next?"

welcome to bigbrother 10 i promise you excitement and fun i promise ale every night and most of all

I PROMISE YOU 24 HOUR LIVE FEED:dance:

(Davina turns to look at house)

"Isnt it a lovely little house..... hmmm i should think again "

"10 years, bored?, hes not!"

i like that one :thumbs:

"Think we're retiring? Not just yet!"

"Are you ready for a rollercoaster Summer 2009!"

"The suns out, and so are the housemates!! Unleash the nutters!!"

"*yawn* We really are getting old. But, We're not going anywhere"

Big Mother to Big Brother do we have confirmation to begin the end of everyones summer?

10 years. 200 housemates. 3 million bored viewers. Yeah... lets just **** off... *End titles*


Or

"Wanna know one of Big Brothers secrets?"

*Camera closes in on Davinas face*

"Were only on air because C4 cant find a loop hole in the contract to terminate the show."


Or

"No live feed. Predictable tasks. Repeated twists. Shite housemates. Why the **** are we still on air?"


Or

"Surprised to see us still here, 10 years on? So am I."


Cos I iz just so positive :hugesmile:

All of these are making me laugh. Keep em' coming... :dazzler:

Peek a Boo! Big Brother can see Youuu!

i want to see her deniying all the rumours that there will be none after this year

big brother fans this is davina, omg am not pregnant this year!! lol

Ha Ha like it:laugh3:

Ten Years ........ Still One House ....... __Camera's and __ Housemates .....Were Just As Mad As Them Really - Arent We?

10 years ago Big Brother started and was won by Craig. 9 years later it was won by someone called... what was her name.. Ra... nope.. it passed me.. Anyway? Who wins this year? It's up to you! Maybe. If you bother to vote!