Bonjela
 

I have none. I have an ulcer or something actually on my lip, can anyone suggest anything I can put on it to get it to go away? It's stingy and only just popped up just now, fffffaaaaa!!

Toothpaste

Hmm...no idea.

But I really want some bonjela now.

Toothpaste, bite it, some of that red stuff in the glass cylinder that my mum used to give me when I was younger and had an ulcer, or some bonjela.... Go to the all night Asda and buy some.

Gargle some salt and warm water in your mouth. Thats meant to work I think. Bonjela is an evil substance. Burns like hell. Should be a class A drug. I often envision nightmares where I wake up in a pool of the shit.

Ive never used bonjela ive never really seen the need to?

Okay ulcers aren't plesant but you just put up with them i thought...

Gargle salt mixed with water

Gargle sugar instead

The salt and warm water is a good one. I always use Bonjela though *e-sends*

Ulcers? Hell no. Makes it impossible to eat food if you have a nasty one on your gum!

Rub some lemon into it :wink:

Yeah but it's actually on my lip; not in my mouth; gargling salt water wouldn't help at all. I'm now sitting with toothpaste on my lip, I look like a spug :bigsmile:.

Salt and warm water. :thumbs:

BONJELA TASTESSS SO GOOOOOOD.
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Might sound strange but ... can you sort of curve your lips in towards your mouth? That or you could go around squirting out water like a pokEmOn.

Yeh just put up with em...

They aren't like massive pain.

Though it does make cleaning your teeth hard. still never bother it doesnt affect me enough to do somthing about it. lol i try biting them if i can lol

You sir are a freak of nature :laugh2:.

It's only an Ulcer not a tomour :joker:

lol cheers i guess.

I just dont see it as like, you need stiches in that, to ohh i have a little bump in my mouth that stings.

Its kinda fun biting it see how much it hurts lol.

Ben how do you not find them sore! They're ridiculosuly sore!!!

Ohhhh I know what you mean; you genius! I'll try doing that; and some salt and warm water. Cheers everyone!

Yeah but doing a Mike Tyson on it? Jesus H. :yuk: :joker:

I love Bonjela. :lovedup:

I love Bonjela. :lovedup:

You have to be extremely bored.


I just was sitting there one day seeing how much it would hurt if you could bite it just got harder n harder lol.

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Amazing. Im sorry, but thats going straight into my sig.

Try vinegar.

Ohhh ****, ive just realise how dodgy that actually sounds...

"you could bite it just got harder n harder"


lol i did not think about it.

Oh Ben you naughty boy :whistle:

I was hoping this would be a topic about Princess Bonjela.

I was bitterly disapointed.

Let's make it about Princess Bonjela.

Now it's about Princess Bonjela I am full of joy but at a loss of what to say.

Carry on with your normal musings.

*leaves thread while musing if a Jaffa cake is a cake or a biscuit*

Gah such a god argument for either side!

The Jaffa cake/biscuit argument is nowhere near as good as the "Do Jaffa Cakes taste better with or without Bonjela on them?" argument. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is orange juice.