As requested this is the Lisa get a job club! ha ha
 

But what the hell could she do, I suppose she could start a charm school!
Any other ideas?
Fag roller
Road cleaner
Traffic bollard
Scarecrow
Traffic sign
Ambassador for world peace
Supermodel!
Crash test dummy
Birmingham Cultural Attache
Bramble picker
Toilet cleaner
ChimneySweep
Living Statue
Help to cure sex addicts!

:hello:



1) Helliwontgo
2) Jayson
3) Chels.x
4) Harry
5) Narc
6) Rozartytype
7) Minx36
8) Baby-becca
9) Aiv

Rolling fags shes good at that...Road cleaner...shes good at picking up dog ends

IM IN!

How about a full time traffic bollard?

It's all I could think of that she was qualified for...

how about your new job:joker:

No, my job involves me being a decent human being... :love:

Traffic Sign (with her pink hair)

A scarcrow

What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

She took to many drugs and became lazy

hey Junky :xyxwave:

I seem to remember her saying that she has always just had a series of minimum wage short term jobs..

That surprised me. Can't think why she would find it difficult to hold a job down...

Im still in employment..........

I can see that, she is hardly employable for most jobs. Personally Im scruffy but when going for interviews I can smarten myself up. I have tattoo's but only in places that are easily covered up.

If you were an employer would you employ her?

What do you do Pimping:joker:

Yep :thumbs: good money too, thats why I work over the weekends and at night, four day week to boot.

I know several people that could be classed as drug addicts but they all hold down regular jobs.

I think Lisa might not be the best employee

God no, everything about her screams that she would be a pita employee.

IM IN! :D

to lisa :lovedup:

Chels.x i never knew:joker:

eh? i dont get it :conf2:

its okay i was joking

You said i'm in

i added to Lisa

Meaning you fancy her

And as always you are more than welcome Chels.x :xyxwave: :wink:

if she's in receipt of benefits then she can't have walked from her last job you don't recieve benefits if you give up a job up only if you were sacked laid off made redundant

god you better bloody had be joking!!! *pukes*
and for the record i am straight :bigsmile:

Lisa is in the benefits office so often she even goes to their xmas party!
She wont give blow JOBs in case it affects her dole money!

thanks hell :kiss:

I am so :blush2: I have gone red and I don't mean communistic!!! :xyxwave:

I join Miss Benefits club thanks. Count me in!

you are in Harry :thumbs:

Oooh sign me up! And I think she'd be good as one of those crash test dummies...

Can I join please?

After leaving the BB house Lisa should become Birmingham's Cultural Attache.:shocked:

Supermodel

i'm in too plz Hell

Welcome our newest members, Minx36, Narc and Rozartytype

:xyxwave:

Bramble picker
Babysitter
Bog Cleaner

chimney sweep

As I'm a cleaner myself I take exception to that, she'd be crap at it ! lol:thumbs:


Walked the dogs have you?

Hi Leonard Skynard

yeah walked my dogs, Collins and Gabriel in the forest

sorry no offence to bog cleaners

I am only teasing you 'Chuckyegg' collins and gabriel, that group was rubbish after peter left it in my opinion
Lynyrd skynyrd but I think you already know that!

:spin:

You can tease me pal, i get it....lots of people fall in love with me....I'm adorable.....carry on flirting.....i like it....lol

Genesis doesnt even exist for me after Peter left (apart from an amazing song called One for the Vine)

You may well be adorable, and at the moment i do like you, but I don't think we can call it love!! lol
Did you ever see Genesis live ?