What was your birth like?
 

My mum went into labour in the public toilets in town, was rushed to Hospital and then she had one of those things where you go all numb at the bottom part of your body. They gave her too much and she couldn't even push, so I was pulled out with Clamps, head first. My mum ripped inside and outside.


Nice :love:

So yeah, what was your birth like, and mums, any good, or bad, birthing experiences.

Dunno lol I've never asked. All I know is that I was 5 days late or something.

i was born by emergency c-section the day i was born was really snowy and icey and my grandad had to go in the car to act as balast to stop it rolling over:laugh: my grandad was actually the first to see me after i was born (dad was with my mum who was in recovery after general for the op)


my daughters birth i was down the hospital for a chek cos i was bleeding but they didnt think it was anything then just before i was going home i started bleeding again went back up to delivery found out i'd gone to 6m dilated then contrations started with full force 2 1/2 hours later with just gas and air she was born

I do have to agree people, us men get it easy. My mum said Giving birth is like Pooing out a pineapple

Apparently I had a difficult birth, and the cord was wrapped around my neck, something like that, I've never really asked, it's just what i've been told

imagine passing a watermelon through your pee hole and you'll be close:laugh:

:shocked:

I have total Respect for all mothers who give birth. It really Sadens me when you hear about mothers who have to give birth, knowing that their child is dead. Must be a horrible Experience :(

i know someone that had to do that :sad:

Ahem, men have it worse, as sean lock said, women give birth and maybe they have more kids, but if your a man and you've been kicked in the balls before, you wouldn't ever want it to happen again

Ergo, kicked in the balls = more painful than childbirth

Same, My friends mum :( My mum was pregnant a year ago, but had a miscarraige :( It really upset her, still does sometimes. The world can be so cruel :/

I think all of the mums on here may have something to say about that :tongue: RUN. :shocked:

thats cos men are wimps :laugh: exhibit A man flu

i had a misarriage in 2006 but was a early one only about 6 weeks but it broke my heart

Aww no, sorry to hear that :( Must have been a horrible time for you :( Anyway I must get going, meeting some friends in town. Been nice speaking to you =]

It was like crawling through a sweaty cave full of fish towards a big bright light.

i've got no idea as i was adopted and don't know my birth mother to ever have asked

That's deep, do you ever wonder about your birth mother? Would you ever want to get in contact?

D:

mine was ok... i think? i havent really talked about the actual birth with my rents. i know i was born early in the morning though and they didnt have a phone at the time...so dad had to run to the nearest phone box and by the time he'd ran back home the ambulance was there and he collapsed into the back of it xDD

I don't remember. I was too young. :bigsmile:

All I know is that I was born in an ambulance. That's all I have, and that I was born a day later than my due date. :/

I asked my mum this a few days ago. she said, and i quote.

'you were a difficult little ****er you got half way out and decided you were having none of it and stopped. You just gave up and laid there'

i was like ewwwwww.

My birth?..Well..one minute I wasn't there..the next, I was.
My mum said it was really painful though. She had to run across the street to her friend's house to bring her to the hospital when her waters broke, and the roads were VERY bumpy, so she said it was very difficult LOL.

aaajajajaaj thats brill xDD

I was really really pre-mature!! I think it was about four months early and would 3lb 11oz when I was born by c-section. I spent the first four months of my life in hostpital and was christened inside the hostpital chapel.

nearly died a lot of times.

I kept my mum in hospital over Christmas and she got her tubes tied ASAP. D:

Oh. :shocked:
That's so bad Michael.

I know :bawling:

I had to get needles in my head and was too weak to suck on my bottles of milk LOL. My grandad could hold me in the palm of his hand. Haha!

Apparently my mum gave birth at 2am and absolutely hated me for it, and when my dad held me for the first time I pooped in his hand. :laugh2:

On the brightside, you probably killed off most of her sex life.

I was really fast apparently, 4 hours of contractions then a 2 min delivery... very painful my mum says. Shock to her system... but when I came out I was apparently really nosey and my dad was amazed because I was straining my neck to look at everything.

Mines not a shocking story like everyone else, I was fast but other than that I was normal, quite a heavy baby.

Eeek. Imagine what the world would've been like if you didn't survive...
A total bore LOL.

ROFLMAO!!!!

I was a week early, and my mum almost died giving birth.
She was paralized from the waist down for a year after giving birth to me but started walking again.

The stable was absoloutely freezing but once the fellas came with the gold, frakincence, and myrh, I knew we would have a blast.

I don't have a clue; I was quick compared to my sister :tongue: My mum said she took three days to come out while I took a few hours.

...3 days? Oh my god, your poor mum.

I was 5 days early, I think I was supposed to come on the parents wedding anniversary. I was born at 1.10 I think, and they thought I had some disease so I was in intensive care for ages. Mother and dad went to burger king for their anniversary.
That's all I really know.