Kris The Dick And His Very Small Prick!!!
 

Kris wearing Spandex why he is such a dick.His tiny penis explains an awful lot about why he is such a nasty little man.

Small dick syndrome obviously.

I'd take pity on him and his little problem if i wasn't laughing so much.

Bless his little heart.:whistle:

Not good to have the same 2 words for a rhym. Try Kris the Prick and his very small Dick or Kris the Dick and his very small Prick. :thumbs:

What Clockers said.

LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy

Screencaps?

Actually that's a very good point. I was still laughing when writing the thread. Cheers

:cheer:

I forgot to look down there, too busy aiming my fist at his mouth.

Nice to see Sophie henpeck him.

Like Ziggy all over again.

I saw that but I assumed he was wearing a cup.....

LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it :laugh3:

Explains why Sophie said "Is that it?" or something similar last week when they were 'spooning' in bed on the livefeed.

LOL

Thats all you do.. talk about cock and fanny.. such a dirty radgee

Have you got a thread on it then Lauren?

Nah I was discussing his penis on msn lol

She does really.. she's obsessed with penises

HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day

I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?

lol!! What would a bully lauren day google image pic have?

Like... fists, sticks and stones.. and chains and s**t (anal beads maybe)

oh and your head on a stick!

Count me in Lauren :thumbs:

lol you bully me everyday!
only joking

And long may i contine to do so. :wink:

Another only joking, just like Charlie!
Must be catching, poor old Kris , do you think he's small manhood will stop him picking up classy chavs, I mean chicks?

Was the task hide the Cocktail Sausage? No wonder Kris won. :whistle:








IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. SWITCH OFF!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

That ' first date' when they get out of the house may be their last!:blush2:

All I can say is its a good job he was turned on at the time otherwise you would have seen his camels foot

:joker: Hope he's not planning on pursuing an underwear model career!

Retarded looking Robin Hood with burst cushion hair

:joker:

Barbie have signed him up as a replacement :whistle: