Markus would get naked for 5,000?
 

Sorry Markus, don't think you'd get that...
Won't be buying that magazine!

All the way up to £5000?!

Would take pennies.

Maybe a pint..

is it for the warewolf mounthly

Would take pennies.

Maybe a pint..

For Me.

who would really want to see marcus naked

He'd have to pay!:laugh:

They would pay him 5 grand NOT to show his malformed, bleb-ridden member.

Christ, pay him ten times that much NOT to get naked!:elephant:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

PMSL!!!!

Marcus naked :yuk:

Too right...block the cock!:elephant:

I remember on the 1st night he asked Sophie if the guy who did her implants also does cock enlargements!!:yuk:

me....im a die hard marvel fan :wink:

I'd do it for ten pints.:shocked::spin2:

joker :P
:thumbs:

I'd give him £10,000 no to:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

i'd vomit up my nuts if i saw him posing naked, play boy style...
*shudders*

Lol...even if they did it tastefully..like maybe have him do a sexy pose with is ponytail over his shoulder covering his manhood??? No?:laugh:

Eurghhhh @ Playboy style.

I think my dinner came up just thinking about it.


:yuk:

At least hes being real,he knows he would never get the type of money HMs usually get..I think even BB8s Carole got more than that.
:yuk:

I dont really think anyone wants to see his little sausage or his hairy arse.
He looks like one of those 80s porn stars like ron jeremy.

i can't believe what has been started here..
too many guys imagining him naked now...
time to find something more disturbing to cleanse my brain

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:joker: He does! I'd say that ponytail has been used as a whipping toy before! hehe

Ahhhh....Sorry just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!:yuk:

How much would he take for keeping them on?:joker:

>>>>>>>>>That's right...GET KRIS OUT!!!

:thumbs:

Problem is he wouldn't understand why ppl would want him to keep his clothes on! Cos he's such a fine thing right?!!
Hi Arsenal:xyxwave:

How about Lisa naked?

Kris naked? Oh wait, nothing to see!:blush2:

Hi Golden:xyxwave:

I bet he go mad if you said to him he look like Wolverine after fifty takeaways:joker:

:laugh::laugh: I hope never to get close enough to talk to him!

What a horrible image.:sad:

Wonder if he plaits his pubes :conf:

£5000 for Marcus to strip?

Some people clearly have more money than sense.

[lets just hope some one else would up with the cash for him to keep it in his pants although I don't think there's much tehre judging his own comments when wearing the leotard the other day! :colour:

Who would pay him that much? A random, greasy nobody.

I'd be prepared to pay him far more than 5 grand to ensure he kept his clothes on!!!!

IF i wanted to see an ugly fat man naked, i would walk in on my dad in the shower, Marcus has a better chance of ppl paying him to keep in clothes on then take them off.

After saying he thinks he was put in the house as a piece of meat for the ladies, i could't stop laughing.

He has what I call "magic mirror syndrome".

He must have, if he looks in a mirror and sees a piece of "eye candy".

Either that, or his eyes are as bad as his hair.