MARCUS .........APLOGIES TO MICHAEL JACKSON
 

MARCUS, your bodyguards need look no more
They want paying now- but you are poor
Your HAIRY SIDEBURNS are just mock
You take a small size in your jock
You boast about your tatt
You're such a fecking pratt..


MARCUS, you're always swaggering everywhere,
Dangerous men- who’s company you like to share?
If you ever look at TOM and not like what you see?
You would order HIM be gone?
You're nothing but a con..




Its all about ‘I’ and ‘me’
But do you know what people see
For all your strutting and swank
You're such a fecking plank

MARCUS most people, NO EVERYBODY would turn you away
What message to you does that convey
Do you realise what you are?
You think that you’re a star,
You deluded little man
We see right through your scam……………


Cant wait for Fridays show
Coz you are gonna go
Goodbye you little runt
You’r such a fecking C U N T

It doesn't really make sense if you just replace the word "Ken" with "Marcus" now, does it? I have a feeling you didn't understand the original joke... it was based on the song "Ben" by MJ... Ben rhymes with Ken.

Furthermore, the lyrics are specific to that of Kenneth... i.e. the bodyguards....


Anyway.

IM A BIG FAN OF MJ, I THINK I KNOW WHAT SONG IT WAS TRYING. TO SHOW.

AND YES I KNOW BUT I DID CHANGE SUM WORDS TO SHOW WHAT THAT PLANK IS ABOUT, ONLY BODY GUARD IS DIFFERENT, EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS

Deary, deary, me......you really have missed the point havent you..................doh!





:rolleyes: