Captain Cool As F***
 

In the dead of night Marcus clambers onto the roof of the Big Brother House to assist Kenneth in his already infamous escape. And after being involved in all this drama, what does the Wolverine do? Does he deliver a monologue to the cameras? Does he go to the Diary Room? Does he wake the other Housemates to excitedly tell them the news?

No.

Cool as a cucumber, he strolls into the kitchen and does the washing up.

Marcus, once again, I salute you. :hello:

legend

LMFAO.

Love him he has to stay this week - Hira to go - I couldn't imagine her doing anything like that.

:dance: unbelievably cool......

I'm loving Marcus now, he's mad as a bag of ferrets!

Marcus is great and stuff like that.

He looks like he should be spinning the waltzers on a 1970s fairground.

Complete and utter prat. But compulsive(and repulsive) viewing.

this is exactly why he must stay and the boring ones must go - how cool was that no other housemate would have been able to contain themselves they would have run straight to the bedroom and told everyone or bragged about what they had just done
WE MUST KEEP HIM IN

that would be a better thread if you had not plagiarised it off of DS

Marcus is a great housemate and stuff like that.

Your accusation is uncalled for and inaccurate. I do not even visit Digital Spy and I have never plagiarised anything in my life, whether in academic work or writing on internet forums.

I am rather sad and disappointed that you should respond in such a way. :sad:

LOL! I love Marcus - genius.. I hope he doesn't go :(

well I apologise if that is the case but it is uncannily the same as one earlier on ds

I must begrudgingly salute Marcus.
He played a blinder this morning.
:thumbs2:

It was brilliant viewing. The great escape indeed. Marcus has to stay live-feed last night was good and not one bit of soppy Noirin crap either. :thumbs:

I am happy to take your word that it is similar. I suppose it is not surprising that people with similar attitudes thinking about similar events might have similar ideas. I can do nothing more than repeat my statement that I do not even visit Digital Spy and have not seen it. Unlike the Housemates, there is no camera on me 24 hours a day. :tongue:

One of the greatest BB moments. Very dramatic and a great build-up.

Marcus is a legend.

Marcus is boss.

last night he was talking with Bea who said something along the lines that people are too carefull these days with food and hygiene etc and this tends to lower peoples immune systems.

Marcus replied - yeah thats why i drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing in cos my stomach juices are so strong and that.


WHAT THE F~CK!!!.......:cheer2: THAT'S WHY I DRINK PUDDLE WATER :cheer2:

A LEGEND

OMG, did he really say that? ROFL!

Heheh he has his moments in between his not so great moves!