Top 3 reasons Marcus is the biggest alpha male in BB history
 

1. Only housemate that's ever actually punched someone in the house

2. Made Sree suck his nipples

3. He drinks puddles


I don't understand how people don't think he's completely brilliant
Everything he says is gold

From the 100 man karate challenge to his food hygiene certificate, I don't think i've ever seen anyone so unintentionally similar to David Brent

In fact, someone HAS to make a Ricky Gervais/Marcus photoshop mashup

Totally agree, he has created one of the greatest TV persona's off all time. And your right, a tv persona up there with the likes of David Brent. He's as good at it as Sacha Baron Cohen.

He is not just an Alpha Male - He is a Man-God.

"I drink puddle water"

The man is astoundingly entertaining.

i cant wait to see his reaction to the siavash/noirin thing

The quote from him last night - 'dont ever bet against the Irrepressible Darkhorse'.

Quality housemate.

I think his threat to sort out the boyish 110 pound university student 'outside' makes him easily one of the most powerful alpha males in BB history for sure.
Add to that his 1993 Golds Gym 'body builder' gear exposing his pumped biceps and his ability to terrify Sophie with flying Death Kicks...
...Agreed. This man is Alpha Prime.

The man's a living legend, people that want him out and would rather watch Hira are absolutely deluded.

Then again, most of these people are the ones who voted Rachel as BB9 winner. :rolleyes:

That is gonna be gold!

Thing is it might even increase his popularity. I reckon he is gonna take it hard. Might even see the macho man cry and that might be good for his popularity, might even bring round some of the viewers who currently despise him. The old sympathy vote.

don't forget he also eats cat biscuits :yuk::joker:

BS!...get yir slippers on and have a nice wee cup of tea.

If it wasn't for the man-god slapping the bully Lisa into place Sophie and others woulda been butcher meat for that odious pus filled witch.

I want Marcus to stay mainly for his d room rant that time, worth keeping him in for that alone, also anything to prevent the singing dim-wit from winning

Doesn't he look sexy in your avatar pic?? lol :cheer::bored::colour::joker:

...and can cut his toenails with his bare teeth.:yuk::joker:

4. He washes with a scouring pad.

He's also a musical genius ' skilled recorder player' ast****instounding!



Definately 2009 Christmas No.1!

Marcus > world

5. He can teach karate -real karate by the way- to any housemate.

Must have read in his mum's heat magazine that The 80's look was back in fashion but someone forget to tell him that the 80's schwarzenegger look was a big no no :nono: .

Regarding is popularity it's true that the british public does like to laugh at David Brent type characters and that's why people keep on talking about him...wouldn't be surprised if he finishes in the top 2

Whats with the "Get Marcus out" chant i here every Eviction night?
Are these people Morons? Without him the show will fizzle out and dissapear up Charlies arse!
MARCUS =ENTERTAINMENT! and BB knows this.

at his "old work" he could throw around 4 tonne trucks with is "bell end".

He can't be, he's being controlled by a woman. No alpha male would let that happen.

I think Marcus is more David Brent than David Brent. Drinking out of puddles, fighting 100 men and then having the bottom of his feet come off, telling Tom the bit of his body that was wrong when doing karate was hit with a big stick, pulling a lorry with his bellend ........ it just goes on. The thing is he has absolutely no inkling that he is David Brent and will probably never get the irony. His browbeating of Noirin to make her think she cannot survive without him is classic inecurity on his part. If Noirin and Siavash get it on the top of his head will melt. The most endearing thing about Marcus is that he has no idea at all he is a tool.

He is controling a woman to make it look as if he is controlled by her giving him more airtime!!
That's pure alpha male genius!!

eh, what, nah, Marcus wouldn't need to use you to pull a truck. :pat: