Marcus makes Chuck Norris look like a Pussy
 

When Marcus jumps into the sea he doesnt get wet-the water gets Marcused.Heard him say last nite that he swallows his food whole as hes trained his stomach acid to be extra potent.And I dont doubt him.This is also the man who claimed he could pull a 4 tonne truck with his bell-end.Marcus goes and the show dies on its arse.

LOL

Why am I not surprised that he says these things, he's much funnier then that pathetic muscle brained Mario ever was!
He's the biggest character in there now just wish he'd leave Noirin alone, almost puts me off my food, but not quite, a mans gotta eat!

Chuck Norris wears Marcus p.j.'s and has Marcus bed covers and curtins he even has a Marcus dust bin

Well Norris is like 70 years old now LOL

When Marcus does press ups he does`nt actually press up he presses the earth down :tongue: