Best-Man Speech- Help
 

I made a thread about this but I cant find it because it wont let me.
But I need help with something.
Ive wrote my best man speech but I need help, with another matter. I'm thinking maybe a little audience paticipation, but Im stuck. I need something thats gonna be funny, and keep everyone amused.
Has anyone got any ideas?
It would be greatly appreciated:spin2:

Tell them you slept with the bride. It'll go down a bomb.

That would be quite disturbing as she's my cousin:yuk:
Im thinking like sort of a game??:shrug:

Maybe you could use props that relate to certain comical events in their lives? Like an object that will have a specific meaning that everyone can relate to and will find amusing.

But there isnt anything like that. It wouldnt work.
Basically I want something that will make the audience look like idiots, without insulting them.

Funny stories about the time he p*ssed himself in PE. Or when he cheated on her with the slapper 3 doors down. Those will go down a treat

I don't need to say any of that. The speech is done:thumbs:
I need a game of something to play with the audience

Ha, I actually have a good one :tongue:

Think of embarrassing situations and give the questions, what happened at/when ______________? then give a, b or c with 2 normal scenarios and an embarrassing one :tongue:

Hmmmm

scenario


"What happened when Sheryl got locked out one night after a few too many drinks?"


A) She got a taxi and spent the night in an hotel.

B) She fell asleep in a skip and woke up in a heap of dried sick.

C) She met your best friends and had a three-way all night with the both of them.

C!!