SAS Commando Marcus
 

You got that right tom :thumbs2:

They should set a fight up, Tom would kill him wouldn't he?

AHAHAHAH

Big brother made him sound like a nob!

Me and my brother are laughing so much,
Like he could do anything LOL

Marcus : "he'll know the meaning of pain" :laugh2: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

No andy loves marcus to much to say anything bad about him, but yes Tom would have him inside 30 seconds.

Yeah Tom's remains would be splatted on the BB wall

Be good to see to be fair!
Marcus would go mad, I don't think Tom is everything he seems, He's on steroids me thinks. FAKE FAKE FAKE.

Im not sure who would win.

First instinct would be Tom. Then again Marcus probably got more courage.

Flab v Muscle.


PS. not saying Tom hasnt courage. I mean Marcus seems like he is the rougher of the 2.

1 He is not on steroids and hasn't been for at least 6 weeks.
2 How does it make him fake, yet another person that knows next to nothing about steroids..

Underneath the adolescent bravado Marcus strikes me as the softest person in there, note how he helped siavash get of the wall when he was scared.

Bravery is one thing but when the other bloke is twice as strong and fitter, did you see how marcus was panting when on the wall with kenny, it doesn't help much.

No, Marcus would destroy Tom in a fight.

Tom may have big muscles but Marcus has fought his way through 100 ninjas and killed men with just a flick of his eyebrow. If he unleashed the full fury of the wolverine on Tom then it would be a 2 hit fight - Marcus hitting Tom and then the ambulance hitting 60mph as it took Tom off to the emergency ward.

yes he did :thumbs: Tom is roid clown

eh? so what is the difference?

do the SAS threaten to spray cherry pop on the sofas if they get told off

maybe they do. but siavash is the one who clean it.

Anymore cheek from Tom and Marcus will be smashing his head in on the bars of the jail.

I may have to come out and join the marcus fan club!

:bigsmile:

Boll ox Marcus isnt fit enough or psychologically balanced enough to be either SAS or a Commando, by the way there is no such thing as an SAS commando

eh? get tae France...you right in the heid btw.

Tom actually fancies Marcus. He's in love with him ffs.

And if it came to square go Marcus would make tom cry like a wee girl.

and marcus flew up that wall like a kick ass ninja baby.

get tae yir bed ya radge :banana:

Tom has never had a f#cking scrap in his puff...a wee lassie.

If there was such a thing as a SAS Commando then Marcus would likely be one of the few men that would be up to the challenge.

It would be more likely that they would create a special team built around him though, perhaps called the M-Men or something like that.

SAS Commando?

If SAS Commandos actually existed Marcus would be their instructor.... and they still would not be able to live up to his monumental standards. :thumbs2:

SAS = sad and single (with a mullet)

Marcus will teach Tom the meanig of pain, Tom wont find nothing funny when Marcus puts his ****ing fist through his face.

Marcus is way too 'ard for the SAS.
He would give Rambo a good slapping too.

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