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Jodie Marsh
Wow, she looked bad tonight. She's gone downhill....
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Did she get plastic surgery 'cos her lips looked really weird:shrug:
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why does her face always look so......moist
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She always looks bad.
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I cant believe the tattoos she has on her arms. How could someone who's made a living out of their body go and scar it like that. It looks like a kids drew all over her.
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I think she looks better now, than she did when she had bad brown and blonde extensions, and wore belts as tops..
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Did Davina say she's turned to body building.........:conf2:
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I feel we have gone all OTT on Ken, but Jodie was sooo ass licking Ken tonight....most probably wanted to get in on his click and meet his powerful friends!
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she screwed her self over, still worth a bum tho :wink:
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She needs a decent weave.
I thought she was a lesbian these days but she talked about a new guy. Zzzzz |
from dlisted
"England's premiere pristine lady, Jodie Marsh, says she has turned into a bodybuilder. This is kind of the like the time she turned lesbian for a quick minute, but instead of lifting clits with her tongue, she's lifting weights with her hands. Jodie tells New! Magazine that she was getting too soft and she wanted her body to match her rock hard tittays, so she hit started hitting the gym 6 times a week. You know, she could've lost some of the "softness" by cutting down on fatty jizz. This is what I was told anyway. One time, a smart ass bitch told me to stop eating so much sperm after I complained that my stomach had a serious case of the softs. And ruin my social life? Eff that! I'd rather have a jiggly stomach than a tarnished image! Anyway..... After just six months of working out, Jodie says she has gone from a size 12 to a size 6. And she isn't stopping there! Jodie will continue to work out in hopes that she'll be able to compete on the bodybuilder circuit, "I've still got loads to go. I might do a bodybuilder competition in August." Maybe she meant she's going to do all the contestants in a bodybuilder competition, because I'm not convinced Jodie wants to look like Vadge's roidy-clit. And I know you're probably sick with worry that one day Jodie will crush her fantastic chichis by dropping a barbel on them, but do not fret! Jodie's titties can't take it since I'm sure she regularly injects liquid concrete into them. She has always admired the breasts of stone statues". |
It's a true fact that Jodie Marsh is 67% Clown.
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and dlisted too!
"Jodie Marsh, the pristine beauty with a vagina that smells like fresh English roses on a Spring morning, has magically turned back into a heterosexual after "turning lesbian" a few months ago. You know, I think Jodie has always been a ****sexual. Meaning, she will **** anything: dudes, chicks, back alley rodents, Fanta bottles, discarded turkeyburger meat, futons, sporks, Beta S cartridges, Babybel cheese and (insert everything that exists in the world today here). Jodie is an equal-opportunity ****er. She has a lot of love (and coochie diseases) to give! This is why I will always adore her. I would share a pot of tea and a dick with her anytime. Here's Jodie with her new piece Ryan Fleming at the opening of some free clinic or *****house in Ireland last night. Jodie is looking demure as ever in a sophisticated ensemble that I believe Queen Elizabeth wore to her birthday ball a few days ago. Extreme elegance ahead. Proceed with caution" gotta love www.dlisted.com !!!! |
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Think the word i want to use is slapper.
Always been non attractive and has made her self even more non attractive. Self seeking publicity *****, err remind me what exactly she is famous for, whats her talent? |
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Yeah but whats her talent ?
And please I am eating dont want any mention of kegels |
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