Tom: A Boring, Arrogant, Bloated Gym Bunny
 

And half the man Marcus is.

bet you wish you looked like that though!

people who saw lf last nite will beg to differ.
he made Marcus look dumb.

Tom is sound.

Marcus is an oddball.

:hello:

At least Tom isn't trying to prove how hard he is,as Marcus clearly feels the need to do.

Yes, he has the advantage of prior knowledge of Marcus...that makes Tom a sneaky coward.

If Tom had been in there from the start he'd be gone by now...and Marcus would have owned him.

Tom also collects Stamps for a living!

Philately will get him anywhere.
(The pun is worse than one of George Lamb's)

Tom is clearly a man of taste and discernment.Marcus is just an oaf in comparison.

Has Marcus only one pair of trousers?

Yes..... their yellow!

******.

It's 'they're' not 'their' - you ill-educated numpty.

Haha, Marcus was the one talking total **** and nothing he said made any sense, Tom told Marcus pretty much what most of the other HMs were thinking, I like him more after last nights LF :thumbs2:

if you had to choose one that you were going to be trapped in a lift with for several hours which one would you not select?

I wouldn't call Tom 'bloated', but I agree he is a vile creature.