Chuck Norris Facts only created to ease us into the awesomeness of Marcus
 

All those facts are believable if you apply them to Marcus.
Fo' Sho'.

I would love someone to put any sort of objective analysis to Marcus 'Chuck Norris' legends.
Like him fighting 100 men till his foot was down to the bones.
Now, first question - when it got to the last 30 men and by now the foot is bleeding profusely all over the floor, splashing blood all over his opponents faces and spraying walls.. and this for HOURS... nobody said anything, stopped it, disqualified him?
Second question maybe - If your foot was tearing apart down to the bone... and seeing how this doesn't happen to everyone else... then do you suppose you were doing something entirely wrong?

I mean Id love to see someone just ask him some questions for once.
Well.. why even bother.