Marcus Quotes - The best one\'s
 

Please add your favourite Marcus quotes here, this is my favourite.

"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

My old Marcus fan club thread had at least 5 good quotes, but it got deleted :mad:

My sig.:thumbs:

Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?

Marcus "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

:laugh2:

All of his offensive names for Tom. xD

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

Blah blah blah and everything like that!

Big Brother: ""At .... in a conversation with Noirin, you said, i will show him the meaning of pain"

Marcus: yeah thats from a film

"and stuff like that" - he punctuates every sentence with this phrase due to being so damn inarticulate:laugh:

Sree, don't ***** about!

man that used to make me laugh all the times he said that.

Rule 1, Sree not to act like a little ****! ahaha

"I think Sophie should have a talk to Big Brother cuz it is bordering on sexual harassment" that was so funny

...an' this an' that an' the other...

Actually, that's my least favourite Marcus quote. I wish he'd drop it.

"Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?" mentioned above is my favourite, so far.

Also, didn't he say something about the fact that he likes to eat cat biscuits? :cat::thumbs2:

"This ain't Colditz mate"

Cockbocker

"I'm naturally strong, I don't get ill not even a cold"
something along those lines (he never said anything about mental illness)

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

Big Brother: 'Marcus, is there anything you would like to say to Big Brother ?"
Marcus: "Yeah you're talking $hit"

:laugh2:

Do not particularly like marcus but these ones were brilliant :hugesmile:


Cant deny the guy has some great oneliners

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

"the contours of my right testicle are an exact miniature copy of that of Mount Rushmore"

I think he told that to Charlie who replied

"hmmm, I would have said that Mount Rushmore is more of a monumental granite sculpture myself"

To Noirin on Hira "...nah...I don't think much of her. I think she's a ******ing idiot to tell you the truth."

For once we agree!!

Don't agree with a lot of your comments - but you are quite observant and sometimes quite funny!

Just an observation!