The FML Thread [Post your daily FML\'s here]
 

I had to work all day today despite having a sore throat and being absolutely shattered having returned from a university resedential trip late last night. FML.
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Good idea Ross, i think its definately needed lol.

None today though lol :hugesmile:

That's good. FYL. :love:

Shaun isnt here for the final of elimination. FML!


this goes for many,.

25/07/09 - We went to a nice restaurant for my mum's birthday meal; and she got a bit tipsy and started telling this story about how the other day my dad had to wipe the cat's bum and the cat "enjoyed" it, so she's started calling him a "petophile"... She talks quite loudly... FML

I stood with my back to the sun for too long today, now the backs of my legs are red raw.

FML.

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Your mum sounds hilarious.

That's the kind of thing my mum would do at a Restaurant. lol.

She is, but my God I've never wanted to die so much before LOL. Oh man...

I need to get to sleep as I have a busy day tomorrow but have 8 days off from work. I can't sleep though. FML.

It's Sunday morning and I woke at 5am. After going to sleep at 3am. FML.

But then spent the morning driving along to Thriller and it was a great night, so FYL.

3 weeks ago I was outside Wembley Stadium going to see my boys,now I'm stuck in miserable Ireland missing them. FML

I was just scratched by a cat. its bleeding and it stings. I want to cry. FML

I just found out a Rachel Stevens song was about anal. FML

My best friend is lately being a complete bitch to me since she started going out with my other best friend..2 of my best friends going out isnt good as it used to be the 3 of us but from now on it will just be the 2 of them and ill be phased out..FML

My haircut tomorrow. Goodbye long hair. FML.

OMG that does suck. i know how that feels, i´ve been on both ends.

anywhoo,

I´m risking my life by walking through a Spanish holiday resort complex because I want to play an internet game that much. I have a feeling the guy beside me may be a drug dealer. FML

And now I think he saw waht I just wrote. FML

R.I.P. FYL.

last night a fit guy said he was gay. i slapped his arse. he was joking. FML.

Today, I was really thirsty, so I went to the shop to buy a drink. I felt like some relentless, which is around £2. As soon as I opened the can, a fly flew into it. FML.

I offered to buy my mum a pizza takeaway tonight cos we're home alone, she agreed she wanted a takeaway, but instead wants a Chinese. It's now going to cost me like £10 more. FML.

Today, I broke my front tooth and I didn't feel anything. Now I look like a rabbit. My colleagues realized it and started shouting in the office 'EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE WHITE RABBIT'. In front of my boss. FML.

LMAO

Tonight I am going out clubbing. I can't find anything to wear and I have no money. FML.