Marcus\' Love Life
 

Have there been any kiss and tell stories in the papers yet from past 'conquests'? :-D :elephant::elephant::elephant:

Mark the curse is just that a curse and I would doubt any woman would want to admit she has dated him.

Mark the curse's own mum hasnt even come out to defend him, bet she is hoping he does get to bog down Noirin and she takes him off her hands.

Lets see your boyfriend

I don't think my husband would be too happy lol :elephant:

Well inflatable women can't really sell their stories to the tabloids can they?
Tesco's got a special offer on chickens this week!

OOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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He's never had one.

I can't believe he's ever had one - what woman in her right mind would go anywhere near him.

He doesn't act like someone who has a lot of relationship experience. I guess it's all bravado

Is Bravado the capital city of Colorado, or am I thinking about Braveheart, actually I was thinking about a stale pork pie I found down the back of the sofa, looks like the cat had a go at it, but hey, it's all food!

I'd say he's had that scene with Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi on pause since he bought the VHS in '85, the dirty devil.

'Mark ploughs through 100 women in 10 minutes'

:shocked: wow

Eh what love life?

The one with his star-wars figures?

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