Is it just me or can\'t these chimps complete a sentence.
 

You need a degree in gobbledegook to understand these cretins in the house..just spit it out for fook sake !!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Siavash, Bea and Halfwit appear to spout incoherent half-nonesense most of the time. Marcus also seems to have the verbal version of dartitious (i.e. the sentences seems to get stuck coming out leading to long gaps between words)

I know what you mean, they start a sentence… and stuff like that:rolleyes:

Freddie, Bea and Siavash are fine, but Noirin, Charlie and Sophie speak terribly. Noirin, especially when she is agitated about something is always "I can't ******in believe it, like", "I, like, like him and like OMG"

and Charlie! In the diary room spent about 5 minutes saying just about a half dozen words (most of which were "the whole of the time!"

Siavash is the worst of them at the moment. He is just mumbling the same thing to Noirin during every interaction. He needs to fix up soonish or I may drop him.

Yes, it's an absolute nightmare, god knows why BB pick these morons.

Siavash is the worst, he speaks in 1/8th sentences, mumbles, has no coherence in his talk and is generally just retarded and stupid.

Many others also can't talk, comprehend anything or have a flowing conversation.

Another huge annoyance is that whenever they talk to Halfwit or Marcus, everything needs re-explaining 50 times, and explained in a child-like way.

The pace of events and discussion in the house is mind numbingly slow, repetative and predictable.

Oh Siavash is the worst for this, I have no idea what he's saying sometimes... its so irritating.

Think
Before
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when tom said "yeah well if you keep up with stuff and like listen and this n that and watch it you know what i mean, i mean watch them like, they are idiots like, you know what i mean cos like they are full of it, giving it blah blah blah but it don't mean ****, and they say **** n they don't say what they mean they say stuff n **** and like with all that going on stuff you know what, it means nothing unless you mean what you are saying is this n that n **** it's all about being someone else in yourself while they are being themselves to you n that." i was frankly, disappointed

I think it's brilliant, especially the way Noirin is so adept at getting others to finish their sentences for her, and misdirecting people. Getting them to think they have had a direct conversation with her, when in reality she's starting a train of thought, leaves it completely ambiguous, and then they interpret what they want. It's genius! :banana:

Charlie speaks fine, usually complete, clear sentences.

Sophie is a nightmare, has zero brains, is child-like and can't talk a sentence.

Siavash is probably the worst, his mumbling and 1/8th sentences and massive pauses is horrific. He literally has no brain or verbal abilities.

Bea is fine.

Freddie is fine

Noirin speaks too quickly, rushes herself for no reason, and says like all the time. Eeeurgh. But compared to the idiots like Sophie/Siavash, it's ok.

Rodrigo is a nightmare, because he understands nothing. No brains either.

******* = Sophie + Siavash + Rodrigo

How can he think if he has no brain? He wrote £300 instead of £300, 000 in a task. That's an indicator of his intelligence. He literally cannot talk.

Why put in a HM who has no brain and can't finish a sentence?

"This is ridiculous"
"OMG"

That's the best he comes out with.

I'm blaming his jut jaw for that.:blush2:

Siavash-"This is *******ing ridiculous."Charlie-"I knoow!" Marcus-"Blah,blah,blah." Rodrigo-" Its joking,joking." Loves the sound of his own voice and takes an eternity to explain something totally obvious and not very interesting in the first place.

Apart from Marcus, sree and hal;fwit..these are the worst set of housemates ever assembled for bb.

The other night I watched a convo between Siavash and Sophie in the lounge.

It was the most horrific convo ever. Not one sentence was completed, not one point was made, nothing new or insightful was pointed out.

Just mumbles, 1/8th and 1/2 sentences and re-cycling the same words like 'OMG' and 'You have to tell 'em'. Over and over, like automated.

BB kept cutting the camera to them every 5 mins, and it was literally the same thing - Two brainless idiots, saying 'OMG' and 'You have to tell 'em.'

It was a nightmare, and it was so slow paced and confusing.

A trivial issue that takes 2 mins to talk over and move past, drags on for days in the BB house; the idiots can't handle a single thing.

I'd have to agree.

Dogface being on TV for 7 weeks is a travesty.
Same with Rodrigo.
Same with Siavash.
And countless others.

None of the above 3 have any verbal ability, basic intelligence and no entertainment value.

Annoying every year, but yes, this is the worst year.
Siavash almost seems to have a speach impediment - or a brain impediment..

Yet he's 2nd favourite to win.

Show's the calibre of BB voters. You don't need to even be able to speak or have a brain, and you can still amass thousands of votes.

Changes need to be made next year. Massive changes. BB needs a new array of fans, better HMs, new format, big changes overall.

Even the tasks, why are they always constume type/kiddish tasks, why not intelligence tasks or genuinely challenging, thought provoking ones?

It would be cool to see tasks based on doing maths or science etc for a change. Rather than a bouncy ball or face painting task.

It's obviously catered to people like Siavash.

Listening to Noirin put "*****in" before every verb and "like" at the end of every sentence makes me want to bash in my skull.

"And he *****in did this, like"

"And then I *****in did that, like"

"And then you *****in said blah blah blah, like"

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :mad:

Ahmed fan...I think the problem has been that bb tried to reach out to new fans, if they had kept the original fans interested by keeping it as a social experiment instead of a playground/merrygoround for a bunch of hapless wannabees then I think imo, it would still be as popular as ever.

But now the age group it caters for is 12-13 year olds, which is crap..

But now the age group it caters for is 12-13 year olds, which is cr*p.

Totally agree. You only have to look at some of the pictures on the BB homepage to see. Sophie and Rodrigo pouring water from a jug on one another in the bath :rolleyes:

My kids used to do that when they were 4!!!!

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/g...54_splash.html

Stupid, childish humour is what they are shoving in our faces.

:thumbs:

That's the problem. Teen Girls, Teens in general and bored mothers seem to make up the majority of fans.

That's why the voting is messed up and is to the deteriment of the show's entertainment.

If BB completely re-vamped EVERYTHING, drew in new demographics of the population to watch and vote on BB, there'd be massive changes.

I would love to see harder, more thought provoking tasks. It would be really cool to have intelligence based tasks, rather than the circus type tasks.

There should also be food/booze/gym equipment/more parties/events etc to keep the HMs happy, active, full of life and entertaining the viewers.

Why are they sat around bored and depressed? THIS IS NO GOOD TO ANYONE!

I used to need subtitles for karly and noirin puts like in every sentence and siavash puts **** at the start and end of every sentence and marcus puts "and stuff" on the end of his sentences and sophie mumbles crap and rodrigo can't speak english and charlie is a geordy....pet

I'm surprised by that considering that most of the people on the forums tend to be male (unsure of age). Not saying you are wrong because we all know most viewers don't go to any of the forums... just that I am surprised.