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If you have five pounds and Marcus has five pounds, Marcus has more money than you.

In his spare time, Marcus breeds thoroughbred horses by manually inseminating the females with his own semen.

Marcus can sneeze with his eyes open.

Marcus is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Marcus can kill two stones with one bird.

Marcus's chest hair has chest hair

No one has ever seen Marcus cry or bleed

Made me LOL.

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He never gets ill, never gets colds or this that and the other.

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True enough. I saw him eating his own eyebrow whilst cuddling Sophie on live feed. I mean, really, who eats their own eyebrow?? It's the source of his power i reckon. :bigsmile:

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I saw that too, I thought I was seeing things.

kind of threads that honestly, just puts me off him