Noirins commandments
 

My and I partner started a topic on DS about Noirins Commandments.

She swears blind she lives by the ten commandments, we disagree. So we asked DS members to add Noirins Commandments to our starter one. I have had to move it to here as the mods here are slightly more leniant and the killjoys have invaded the DS thread.

Here is what they came up with. Some are quite funny (obviously not if you are a noirin fan who cant take a joke though)

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1. Thou shall roadtest every guy on the planet.
2. Thou shall be a *****!
3: Thou shall use people
4. Thou shall have no other Gods beside Noirin
5. Thou shalt not take responsibilities for your own actions, since thou actest only in "fun".
6. Thou shalt use the getout clause "I'm only 25 and single" at every opportunity when breaking any commandment
7. Thou Shall Covent thy Neighbour like a *****!
8. Thou shall covet/ cover thy neighbour and his neighbour and his neighbour - till you've done them all
9. Thou shalt love thy neighbours best mate
10.Thou shallst kiss thy friends, and cuddle them profusely.
11.Thou shallst share beds with friends
12. Thou shall honour thyself and thyself alone and sacrifice Isaac when necessary
13.Thou shall show no remorse
14. Thou shall just think about "Me,Me,Me"
15. Thou should mess with peoples feelings
16. Thou shall not steal - except when it's someone else's boyfriend, like.
17. Thou shall show no gratitude to those who treat you kindly and repay them by nominating and/or ignoring them.
18. Thou shall love thyself with all thy hear and soul and not hear anything else - if all fails - use I am only 25 and single
19. Thou shalt only kiss one man, and then only when thou has partaken in that most holy red wine
20. Thou shalt only speak up to me when I can hide behind Daddy .
21. Thou shalt F Tom everyday
22. Thou shalt obey Daddy's commandments - but only when he is inda house !
23. Thou shalt bring up Angel saying you look 3 months pregnant at every opportunity
24. Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbour - whenever necessary and with impunity - and if fails - use the Im only 25 and single clause
25. Thou shall eff and blind in every sentence
26. Thou shall end every sentence with 'Loike'
27. Thou shalt not commit adultery - but friends with benefits is fine
28. Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord in vain - but you can liken yourself to Jesus
29.Thou shalt not make thyself an Idol - that reality show is dead - try X Factor instead
30. Thou shalt not bear false witness - so telling everyone to ****** off is acceptible
31. Thou shalt not forget that thou shall be sacrificed "Like Jesus" in a BB scenario to teach ignorant plebs something-even if thou cant tell them what it is

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Unconfirmed commandments.

Thou shall get a mind of her own

Thou shall get a personality


Sorry for reposting the whole thing, I just didnt want it getting deleted when the mods no doubt jump on it because of one persons complaining...the mods in here seem to have a sense of humour...a lot more than there anyway

LMAO

The last one being the biggest one. My jaw dropped when she compared herself to Jesus. Everything I've said about her is true.

I'm sorry but your post is very aggressive!! Are you quite similar to Noirin? Just asking. :cat:

I only said the top one. I cant claim credit for the rest :devil:

I just wanted to save the thread from eternal damnation, to the depths of DSs many deleted threads...

Thou shall not get obsessive over one single female!


Sheesh shoosh!

I'm loving this. It's definitely what Noirin stands for.

Most of them are copied from DS.

They are all from DS, as I stated.

Sheesh Shosh DS is a forum for ****'s!

Jesus christ

Take a joke

If it was about marcus you would be laughing your head off no doubt.

Actually, I may start something like this over marcus...I cant think what though

Nah, wouldnt have read it, far too long of a post. I do long posts, but I dont read long posts lol

LOVE IT! :laugh2:
Not far from the truth, either. :elephant:

hahaha lovin' it!

:laugh2:

Obviously people dont have a sense a humour when it mocks St Noirin of lee de mon

Appears that way.

Forgot to add the last one

32. Thou shall get evicted from the BB house on the 31st July 2009

Very funny:thumbs:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours' asses. But thy housemates' asses, covet away.