Lisa: Gollum On Stilts? David: Kajagoogoo Doing meth?
 

Feck me, Lisa and david are two ugly feckers, aren't they?

LMFAO so cruel. But so true. They make me think of smelly prison toilets.

lol


I get itchy like I've picked up a mangy cat when I watch them.

I feel like a bath of Savlon!

LOL!!! Stop Super - that is just too funny.

And the way Lisa rolls around like an adolescent boy ducking behind the bike sheds for a fag. Her and David look like the quintessential council Brit - like all they eat are Tesco value sausage rolls.

HOWEVER. I do like David. And I am warming to Lisa. So I oughtn't be so nasty really ;-)