Freddie stalks Bea, Bea stalks Siavash, Siavash follows his feet
 

:laugh2:

I give a week before those three fall out over:

a) Bea sticking her nose where it is not wanted
b) Bea's love for siavash and Freddies love for her
c) Siavash rejecting bea or bea rejecting Halfwit

the **** will hit the fan - then land on beas face (possibly making her slightly less of a munter)