Gold Fish Bowl
 

As Big Brother/Channel 4/Endemol cut the live feed due to reported costs, I present an idea (which will never happen) to solve the solution.

You make all the glass windows/mirrors thick glass, like you get in aquariams, soundproof them all, and then sell tickets for us to go into these camera runs for a pre-determined set time, (ie an hour). Obviously bathroom/diary room excluded. You could have audio headphones so that you could listen in (maybe even tune it to an individual housemate).

Would you pay, and how much for an hour in the camera runs....

Morning Junky, are we allowed to take any weapons with us?
How about wiring the house up to the national grid?

They just have a brain like a goldfish in a bowl. Not a cle what to do.