Would anyone happily punch Bea in the face?
 

Her saying that she's well-known in the festival circuit was the last straw for me.

She's a hideous hippie-try hard. "Oh look at me, I celebrate free love by having poly relationships."

Twat.

Gosh, some people really do take it seriously don't they?

Throughout that whole - "I'm such a world renowned big deal" conversation she was just laughing her ass off.

she was joking!

Having said that, at the very least I would give her a chinese burn

I don't advocate aggressive behaviour especially violence towards women, but I would like to order her to work a month in, say, Poundland.

ooooohhhh, a bit harsh!!!
Surely she'd rather have the punch in the face?

how about an agressive wedgie?

Or maybe pay a midget to poke her with a stick

How about a South Park style Titty Twister??

Festival circuit, such as light managers?

Damn mornings on here are wierd

GBH isn't on my to do list :thumbs:

a fluffer in a peepshow

if i was freddie, id be like "quit your spew, *****, and get those tits out already, we all know why you wear these slinky tops, so get to the point before i unleash a hornets nest on your ass"
then id get out my taliwacker and let her nutcracker me :eureka:

It is quite hilarious that chat - hope she was joking
She is a fu**ing recruitment consultant you would think she was fu**ing Fashion Editor for GQ magazine or Vogue the way she goes on half the time ..................... delusional...........

I'd pay a tramp to do it. Wouldn't be worth getting arrested over her.

...........................or just get Kenneth to sort it for you ....................... :shrug:

:laugh:

Punch her!
Then lets see her say "The rain in spain..." with no frikin teeth!

:thumbs: ha ha ha ha ha:dance2:

No gives a s**t about who you like...

Yes!

How many goes do I get?

:laugh3:

maybe you were the one who beat up Grace a few years back

I don't mind Grace!

Poppy wouldn't go round punching people in the face.