6 Months After Headlines...
 

...just for fun
(what might be written about a HM after they leave)

BB10 David caught for the 2nd time loitering in Hyde Park toilets

with fickle Siavash!

this is what will be written:

Why would be the line?
Just because he's gay, it doesnt mean he's going to be cruising around Hyde Park.
Its a bit narrow-minded don't ya think:thumbs:

:laugh2: I hope so.

Noirin has become a nun

I couldn't think of any parks in Leeds (I don't think they have any)

[b]Former BB Contestant Freddie Arrested For Stalking Suicidal Former Love Interest Bea

Roundhay Park! Nice lavs too! (NOT)

Former BB10 contestant Rodrigo finally meets the Queen.

BB10 Sophie discovers cure for the common cold and lands Nobel Peace Prize


minx lol

handing out Pauline's pens!

Sree removes his legs with pizza cutter.

Noirin and Isaac back together yet again in another desperate attempt to be noticed by someone ... anyone.

Noirin appears in Viz

Freddie number 1 in the album charts:spin2:

Missing Dublin girl Hira discovered in Big Brother house...

Or.

Ex BB girl Hira makes keep fit video for the world's least energetic people...

Maybe an interview with Noirin saying how she's finally out of the control of Isaac, and it was the stress of their on/off relationship which made her act the way she did in the house, but how she's much happier now and she'd never act like that now and she's really sorry etc...

Or that could be Karly's story having finally escaped the controlling Kenneth.

Noirin and Peter Andre "expecting"

:laugh:

Sophie Gives Birth. Names The Boy Mophead Jr.

Tory candidate Freddie Fisher dead by asphyxiation mastubation fetish

"friends say he prefered his tie tight but we didn't know"

Marcus stars in the new xmen film
sophie stars in her first porn
Noirin stars as the evil witch in a panto near you
Hira voted most boring housemate ever
Rodrigo meets a queen and they get together and adopt korgis
Charlie admits he was never gay in a 2 page interview
lisa and david go on to huge success in the film version of pinky and brain
freddie replaces cameron as tory leader and promises to have weekend orgies and free love in the house of parliment(just like the italians)