Old peoples\' insults
 

Always make me LOL.

Whats the funniest thing you've ever heard an old person say when they've been slagging someone off? One of the funniest I heard was "I bet they're the type that doesn't wash their milk bottles before putting them out" :laugh2:. Its not even that funny, its just when you hear an old person say it and the fact its meant to be some kind of insult when its completely random

My grandfather is incredibly racist, which I think is so hilarious because it is completely innocent. He doesn't realise that anything he says is bad.

Most old people are, and it is very funny but in a 'jaw hits floor' type way

my friends dad was fuming when a black family moved in next door, he thought it would bring the house price down because he wanted to sell and move anyway :laugh2::shocked:

omg! mine is the same!! he also hates fat people and he is fat?

It just annoys me sometimes that they think they should get special treatment. Once we were waiting for a car parking space when an elderly couple drove in through the exit. They tried to drive into the space but I blocked them. The guy got out of the car and started arguing. He stood in the space and refused to move. So I told him I was not moving the car so we would be there all day. He eventually relented, and got back in the car. As they were driving off they were shouting "You will be old one day too you know." I was like wtf? What has age got to do with getting a parking space?

Or am I evil?

LMFAO.

my mum (okay she's not that old) was driving and kept calling the person in front a "pratface' hahahahahahahah bless her

hahahahaha! also cute sig and avatar :lovedup: but "lovely" is spelt wrong? :S