Marcus well on form tonight:one liners
 

well tonight the Kings well on form

"ive ate an air freshner as something that nice carnt taste bad"

"ive invited the chess pieces into the pool and the least they can do is sing "

:banana:

HAHA 2 more awesome quotes from the king of one-liners!!!

"that tea tastes like purfume and puke" (it was chocolate and chilli)

"I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!"

[joking, to Bea after she very strangely says he reminds her of Peggy Mitchell in EastEnders!]

Bea : "You look like you're made of butter"

Marcus : "You look like you're made of Philadelphia!" :tongue:

he called her a little turd too :shocked: bea wasnt offended that was nice to see lol

And marcus saying to bea

"bea did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your ar$e and say ohhh siamese twins"


LMAO :joker:

What a legend

to her credit, she does seem to "get" his humour :)

haha in big bro he is amazing! in real life he's a ****** hehe long live the dark horse

thats what you call proper banter

Brilliant!!! I missed that :laugh2: :thumbs: :joker:

"im nothing else but twisted steel and sex appeal":banana:

hahha legend

Amazing he is just coming out with quote after quote of pure genius :thumbs:

:thumbs:

watch some metal band nick that for a song title :tongue:

so much humour...marcus to win...yeeha

live feed very surreal tonight, the others gone to bed so no more one-liners for now :sad: but Marcus playing solitaire water chess, and the chosen camera angles are great, with pawns sailing across the pool :laugh2: what is he doing now?? :laugh2:

entertaining us insomniacs

Guys, you should post these in the marcus quotes thread!

yes :wink:

funny how marcus fans are in synch in sleep patterns with the man himself :hugesmile:

night worker on my days off find it hard to ajust so still buzzing here :hello:

ah! :wink:

are you still watching? even on his own he is entertaining :laugh:

if you ever watch these animal documentaries, or things like Animal Park, when they bring the captive lions some new "toys" to keep them stimulated and entertained, this is what Marcus reminds me of tonight, with those chess pieces :laugh2:

Excellent entertainment value

at least he is keeping us entertained the other boring hms have gone to bed and i really only believe that the only one that could possibly knackered today is hira