LF-Bea on Marcus.
 

Bea made this bizarre observation to a bemused Marcus while he was in the pool-"You sound like Peggy Mitchell.You look like Peggy Mitchell too-must be the t*ts." Marcus took it in his usual way-"It'l be up to BB to decide if I get thrown out tonight for giving you a gangsta slap",adding,"how do I sound like Peggy Mitchell you old t*rd."Marcus reminded her he was made of,"twisted steel and sex appeal."

'twisted steel and sex appeal' - what a ****king awesome quote!!

"Twisted steel and sex appeal"!!

ROFL. Another one for the Marcus quotes thread.

Ive just put it in there mate :thumbs:

Marcus added to the legend further by claiming that he once ate an air freshener to see if it tasted as good as it smelled.His conclusion-it was "*******ing horrible."

legend quote:laugh:

This just gets better and better. :thumbs2:

omg
Marcus is like God, if God was doing an impression of Marcus

:cheer2::laugh::laugh3:
even on a grey rainy he can make me laugh

:flowers:

Obviously you are a well informed and deeply religious person?:sad: