Where\'s the tobacco?
 

It has been said that man can survive weeks without food, and only a week without water. But a few of the housemates were only concerned with what they felt they couldn't survive the night without - tobacco.

"Where's the tobacco?" asked Lisa as she piled into the Store Room.

"This is what it looks like!" gasped Hira as she stared for the first time at a Store Room filled by a luxury budget.

"Here's your extensions," Hira added as she handed them to Dogface, who looked a bit nonplussed. "How the hell do you put these in?" she asked.

"You know what, we've got no tobacco," cried Lisa, "is it behind the pop?" she asked.

"I need the tobacco, I ain't got none. They might have forgot to put it on," said Lisa getting a bit panicky.

"We wrote it down," said a determined voice.

Siavash, however, was more concerned with nutrition. "Is there any more jelly babies in there?" he asked hopefully.

Lisa had clearly had enough searching for the tobacco and was taking further. "I'll go and see Big Brother as the tobacco is not there," she said determinedly.

But it was bad news - Big Brother was unable to get their precious tobacco and it would arrive tomorrow.

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As a smoker I can totally understand the house smokers panicking

lol oh god shes bad enough with the tobacco imagine without lol class:laugh2:

i am a smoker too, but im glad this happens to lisa :joker:

me too :laugh: see how many we can puff while she moans :laugh:

Freddie and Bea ,SIavash David are all smokers too :rolleyes:

Anyone else think they might have done this on purpose?

Everyone knows how smokers get when they dont have their fix.

I think they are wanting kick offs on LF tonight...what time does it start?

Though if lisa has any sense, she should just go to bed early to avoid the cravings she will get...thats what I would do anyway.

my sympathy goes for Bea. Siavash & Freddie can take it without crying :joker:

Wonder how many rows shes gonna cause tonight:hugesmile:

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Yeh Vicky I agree, BB hopin Lisa will kick off and show more bias towards BB's faves, Freddy Bea and Marcus.
By the way I am not a LIsa fan, but the leaders of the roost are peeing me off.:mad:

i do , i mean tobacco is so hard to get hold of in the uk isnt it :thumbs2:

This might be a dangerous situation. :hello:

this is pathetic by big bro and proof of bias against lisa! Am sure we can all remember big bro caving in to nadia giving her ciggies to ensure she won and if they didnt she wouldve walked!

Her kicking off would actually gain her votes, thats how vote to save works, people see them doing something remotely interesting and vote. It would help her. look how much support she has gained from yesterdays antics.

Maybe the off licence was cvlosed :cheer2:

But ... a load of the housemates smoke! Not just Lisa The Geezer

Of course they did this on purpose. How could they not have got hold of any tabacco?

Not giving people fags when they run out or can't afford them is one thing, this is totally another. Very unfair BB, trying to cause a problem.

Obviously the producers have decided to keep Bea in and get Lisa out. I predict tonights HL show will be very biased against Lisa.

There are also 3 other smokers there, it is not bias against lisa.

Bea, freddie and siavash also smoke, and david i think but am not sure of him.

They are deliberately holding back tobacco to ensure a kick off worthy of tomorrows HL show. My money is on lisa, or bea starting it.

The biased editing doesnt work in vote to save though.

If they wanted rid of her, they would cut her out of the HLs completely. As I said, the more kick offs etc. the more likely they are to stay.

It is very difficult without having had that last fag before you sleep. The fag almost acts like somebodys nightcap drink before sleeping. But really, knowing that it was their basic budget shopping last week, they should have tried to make the tobacco last that little bit longer. On the other hand, been in the house with people you don't get on with will drive you smoke. As a smoker myself I do feel for Lisa's plight. Just hope it doesn't cause more rows later in the night or was that BBs plan?

Same here.

Thats why I am relishing their torment:xyxwave:

bb gave them cigs at the tea party after the task