Jordan and Jeff -isms.
 

'What do they make their webs out of ?'
'Web.'
'Yeah but where does it come from ? Out the butt ?'
'Like Spiderman'
'I wouldn't know how to do it if I was a spider'
'If you were a spider, you'd know how to do it'
'No I'm saying it would be hard to learn'

I love their talks, they're just priceless. Thanks for teaching us life Jordan and Jeff ! Last week, we've learnt 60 divided by 4 was 25. :hugesmile:

I loved this convo she is so lush :lovedup:

It makes Jordan even sexier. I think they have found each other, like Dumb & Dumber, Thing One and Thing Two. :spin2:
Can't wait for more !

I find nothing about dumb a woman sexy.

Jordan: "I used to call one of my girlfriends Big Texas because she had a fat vagina"

"I wouldn't wanna be in a big house all by myself, I'd be scared! What if there's like a killer in there?"

I used to hate Jeff then I like him and now I hate him again.

Its the same thing every episode, Jordan will say something stupid then Jeff will answer it in a stupid way.

They can both leave now. :mad:

^ Too bad they don't show the stupid things that Jessie says :p

At least Jeff and Jordan know they're dumb, Jessie actually thinks he's smart.

I spat my drink out at that 1st one LMAO

She is so vulgar for a young lady. :bored:

She goes around showing her boobs and ass like its nothing. :bored:

She doesn't know that she's being watched 24/7

A lot of people in the house think that those things are censored lol.

At least she hasn't had sex in the house even though she's got a guy like Jeff all over her unlike someone else *cough* :tongue:

R O F L

She's not dumb, just not book smart. I saw her talking game in an interview and she knows exactly what she's doing. She's got everyone fooled inside the house!

"I'd say throw an egg at me but you can't even get one out!"

Jeff's awesome!

So how does that explain her flashing the guys purposely on numerous occasions? :bored:

If Jessie was a girl would you be saying the same thing? Him showing his man titties all the time

Are you honestly being serious right now?

No :tongue: you shouldn't take things so seriously yourself

But thinking about it.. Jessie going around topless and flecking his muscles is infact the same thing, he is flaunting what he's got and so is Jordan. But what makes it different is that Jessie is an arrogant pr**k and knows what he is doing and Jordan isn't, she's nice and doesn't take things seriously.

Jordan > > > > > Jessie

Could I agree more ? No. :hugesmile:

Jordan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessie. Well, she's a girl so she naturally is prior to anything else.

I am starting to find Chima rather sexy. God help me, I'm falling in love with her big sausages. :shocked:

I agree.

LOL

I agree. JORDAN TO WIN!

Yes but Jessie is a professional bodybuilder and his job is his body so I say if he can take his shirt off and 'promote' his body on a TV show watched by 7 Million then good for him.

Jessie hasn't been flaunting this season but he did last season and he isn't arrogant for knowing what he is doing, He is playing the game which Jeff and Jordan don't know how too.

Playing the game ? What big moves did he do ? I don't think he's a great player. To be honest, first time he's up, he's gone. He is such a dumbass.

So Jordan's a beautiful women?? she has breasts and has a nice bum.. so she can flaunt them too! But if she did she'd be called a slag or something.
Jessie is arrogant, he is ridiculously arrogant, if you can't see that he's arrogant not even a teeny tiny bit then I'm sorry your blind!!

Jeff is a game player, he'll show that on thursday when he gets Jessie evicted.