Imagine Bea in office -
 

The manager asking her to photocopy something.

Bea goes, I am offended, you dont know how personally hurt i am by you, you are bullying me.

Manager fires Bea.

Any other scenarios?

am imagining her in my office and me strangling her. the rest of my employees are cheering me on:cheer::cheer::cheer:. it feels soooooo goooooooddddd.:cheer2:

Client calling office with a query or complaint. Bea answers phone and loudly and persistently gives them what for for no apparent reason. 'Well there's no need to be offensive, I'm shocked and deeply upset by what you've just said to me.' And on. And on. And on. Customer calls bosses and Bea sacked. Result.

A colleague says to her 'Oh no, it's raining again.' Bea replies 'I am asking for an immediate transfer to an overseas office because you are a negative person and I have to get away from negative people. Your aura is disgusting.'

Yeah! Think she might need bodyguards when she gets out.

Thats a better one than mine,,,

Ha ha,, thats funny..

Bea wants to be a Actress
so she would be angry.

I would walk past fast a slap her bum.

I'm trying really hard to be positive and I'm having SUCH a good time with everyone else apart from YOU. I'm going to do what I always do with PEOPLE LIKE YOU. Will you just stop going on and on and on about the rain. STOP IT! STOP IT! You're trying to infect me with your negative vibes and I'm a really POSITIVE person. There's no way I said ANY, I repeat ANY of the things everyone just heard me say. Stop trying to label me as negative by going on about how it's raining. Me, me, I, I, ME. Oh I'm going to have to just ignore you now, it's still raining and that means you're bullying me. I'm DEEPLY offended and upset. You're such a terrible, nasty little person. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Bea appears to be crying loudly and dramatically but her eyes are strangely dry.

Enter men in white coats.

:bigsmile:

:joker:

Bea walks in starts changing the whole operation. Men's ball's slide up in fright. Women start wear push up bras. Every idea she comes up with increases productivity by 10%. Men hate her, women envy her. Boss sees the new over staffing issue due to her productivity gains and sacks Bea.

But not before Charlie has come in to drop off the post.
Seeing Bea, he totally loses it.
He rushes to her side and gently strokes her hair pleading with her not to be upset.
Looking round at everyone in the room, he withers them with his stare.
He tells them in no uncertain terms to leave her alone, look what they've done now, poor Bea, it's all their fault.
How could they???

Bea realising when its too late there is no more toilet paper ,

Then she would have some serious sh1t on her hands

Bea........would you repair an over heating power point please and make sure you know the difference between positive and negative.......

Bea in an office ?

Mass walk outs, people off with stress, staff leaping from windows, productivity plummets, general air of hopelessness, climate of terror, company goes into liquidation. Bea unrepentant.

In an HIV clinic, you're so positive! :thumbs:

And Bea heading of to the competitor and telling them they were so negative, i was offended by everything, they bullied me into doing work, and the same happens..

or just unplug the laugh-o-metre given that it's not needed.

Exactly.

I would either be off with stress or done for GBH if I worked with her.

Yep, I'm not joking about the stress. I bet if you got on the wrong side of her (not difficult is it !) she could really make your life a misery. I'm absolutely certain she HAS terrorised some workplaces and I really feel sorry for the folks who've have to deal with her

With you completely on that. :flower: