How to ensure your partner never leaves you...
 

Here's a tip
When your loved one goes to bed each night, stick a nicotene patch on their person, when you wake if it hasn't fallen off take it off.
That way every time your patners leaves you they'll have a strange craving that can only be satisfied when they come back to you.




Disclaimer: this will not work and if you have tried this than you should really have a good think about what you did and maybe if you're mature enough to be on the internet

You stole that!, lol, I remember hearing it years ago, can't remember which comedian it was though.

lol it was in viz tips.
I just remembered today/
My god you calling me on every joke today lol

Lol @ the disclaimer :laugh3::laugh3:

(Its funnier than the joke tbh)

:joker:

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Ha ha !!!

Only the ones I know :bigsmile:

Thats interesting you saw it in viz. I definately heard someone say it, looks like someone stole it before you as well then, lol.

Most of my jokes are stolen, but its rare its gets called out, then I claim its an homage to the joke.