i have a copy of bea\'s mom\'s letter!
 

dear rebecca...oops i mean bea,
im really upset.. that im your mom.
and it seems you just go on and on and on and on and ON
about things.. and ive also noticed your duplicitous negativity.
love,
mom

ps.. you should walk toNIGHT cause everyone hates you..
including me and your father... and the dog.
but.. please dont come here.. cause..
we dont want the drama or the protestors.

pps.. have you seen my strands of blonde hair? they seem to have gone missing.

I Rofl'd at the everyone hates you and the dog :hello:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:laugh:

Best thread of the day :laugh:

Dear Bea,
You are adopted. Once you leave the house you can no longer come back.
Much love,
Mum.

thanks! :joker:

Who the hell says "mom" here?

I do... I call my mother mom and my father, dad. Or I say it in portuguese mae pai.

ah! sorry.. im american.
i forgot y'all say "mum"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

I think you're mistaken.

as a bea hater and a tottenham fan
im quite sure that we would disagree on much more than just this!
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Mabe it's from your mum... :shocked:

:joker:

mOm! :laugh:

Lol :joker:

AHHAHAHH

ME!

Dear Bea
Marcus for the win!

Love Mum.

lmao :joker:

what are the odds that bea's mom is actually a marcus fan in real life?

PMSL

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Dear Bea,

I'm writing to let you know that me, your father, your stepfather & daddy's girlfriend are finally able to divorce you on grounds of absolute unreasonable behaviour now that we have 4 million witnessess.

We are so grateful to Endemol & the rest of the BB team to finally be free from you. Hopefully see you never.

Goodbye


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I LOL'ed :laugh2:

WAYYY 2 FAR