Bea - Best lines [merged]
 

1. I am really offended
2. You are bullying me
3. You dont know how hurt i am
4. Hes a nasty little man

Any more..

5. You aura radiates negativity
6. I will deal with you as i deal with negative people by going as far away as i can.
7. I am genuinely apsolutely 100% upset
8. stop causing trouble

I am genuinely apsolutely 100% upset

stop causing trouble

All her halfwit insults were funny :pat:

True, whats that about the aura,,, your aura radiates negativity, gonna add them up..

Some letters have more words in the dictionary than others-I dont want to loose on a technicality.

Hes acting like a numptey.

Look at me and tell me Im the most beautiful woman in the world.

I met him on myspace.It wasnt sad-it was really romantic.Like You've Got Mail.

I had to leave the town I was living in cos everyone in it hated me.

I dont believe man went to the moon.It was America trying to get one over Russia.

(To Marcus)-Says the 36 year old Wolverine.

They are going to see positivity like they've never seen it before.

(After Freddies eviction)-Im not saying lets burn him at the stake.

(ON Noirin)-She's a proper little hussy.

(To Marcus)-This is pyscho babble bullsh*t.

(On Isaac)-Hes spent the last year making appearaces in clubs and spring breaks-so hes not coming from a place of any particular debth.
Like something out of American Pie.

(On being asked by Marcus to help him save Freddie from eviction)-Thats one dance I'l be sitting out.

"He's a prize noddy"
"a little maggot"

im a big deal

"I would never do that to you"

Negativity.
*rips hair out*

'You don't put somebody like me in jail' :hugesmile:

What was her one about Marcus having a haircut from 1982? That was funny.

To Noirin on the day of her eviction : "Good Luck and I mean that cos I think you're really going to need it"............Karmas a bitch!!

Ah god yeah....that was totally the best :laugh:

LMAO forgot about that one. Classic. Bea ownage. :laugh:

"I didn't tell him that 4 million people are going to think that he has the worst haircut since 1982"

Am sorry this horrible cow does not deserve a quotes thread, she is not funny just a ****

And...

"If you can't take it you shouldn't dish it out"

blub blub!

Danger is she might become popular.Cant stand her but she has a way with words.

when did she say that?

Bea had long talk while drunk with Freddie.Went to Bristol to live with bloke she met on Myspace as people in her town all hated her.Talked of how she had intended to move to Ibitha to sell tickets for booze cruises.Hardly the vocation of one so self richeous.Also detailed a night when she invited 3 blokes who had been sleeping in back of a van into her flat at 4am.Ended up going out with one of them.Probably sh*gged half the town by now.

no. 6 is the best!
its so funnyyy! x
:eureka:

4m people think you've got the saddest hairstyle since 1982

the one where she said to freddie something along the lines of "you dont see the queen doing wife swap do you or come dine with me at buckingham palace" made me laugh

I loved that one, and I doubt it's funny but I loved it when Kenneth said "No you go away" and Bea said "I can't, as I'm at the smoking area and... I'm smoking"