Manky Marcus caught having a ****
 

:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
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Rod and Marcus have a little league who can wank the most lol.

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That's absolutely disgusting, but so are they three for barging in when someone was in the toilet. Marcus should tell them off!

When the fck was this? :shocked:

Poor Marcus :nono:

haha:laugh2:!!!!!

:hugesmile: WELL HE WAS CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN :laugh2::laugh2:

ITS ON TONIGHTS SHOW :thumbs2:

U must be joking otherwise Marcus will put his deathclaw killer karate move on all three of them,

hahaha :laugh2:

Aw they should have just left him alone

haha that must be number 8 now ninja wanks

12.20pm

Rodrigo and Marcus are talking in the Living Room. Marcus tells Rodrigo that he has his 'equipment ready', and pulls out a packet of tissues from his pocket, saying that it is time for his 'graveyard shift'. Rodrigo laughs, and bids Marcus a good night, adding "Good Luck".:banana::banana::banana:

12.20pm is midday, roddy went to bed in the daytime?

To be fair, I bet all of the housemates do it but are more quiet about it. I mean not many people actually spotted what sophie and Kris did!

I couldnt go a week without having a shag let alone 3 months lol

Sounds like Marcus is just another healthy man. :thumbs:

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SORRY IT'S AM I COPIED IT FROM DS LOL :laugh::laugh:

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Why is it disgusting?

Masturbation is a natural and wonderful thing to do.

I'd much rather my partner masturbated than went with someone else,if I wasn't available.

Let's all hail the wa*nk.Free,easy and a threat to no-one.

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Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey

Marcus's smelly duvet

It was a secret mission. Obviously he failed.

Shocking, this sort of behaviour needs to be taken in hand......:conf2:

very true......
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sticky fingers though..................................:yuk:

Lol what a legend. Only Marcus would be caught w*nking