Ausnick\'s epic quotes!!!!
 

[ausnick2001] 2:40 am: you guys need to be a bit more outspoken
[ausnick2001] 2:40 am: stop being so reserved
[ausnick2001] 2:46 am: I thought the britney thread was a trap...clicking on it delivers an instant perma-ban...or at least it should...
[ausnick2001] 2:47 am: Yeah, a urinal cake!
[ausnick2001] 2:50 am: there are idiots in the world
[ausnick2001] 2:52 am: Guys, guys, guys...why focus on this, when we could focus on things that REALLY matter! Like how much we hate Bea!!
[ausnick2001] 2:53 am: no you ****
[ausnick2001] 2:59 am: funny, me and my twin had a simmilar conversation in teh womb
[ausnick2001] 3:02 am: I hear if you press ALT+f4 you become an admin!
[ausnick2001] 3:04 am: Cannot stop a force of nature
[ausnick2001] 3:04 am: you'll catch me hacing a wank soon...
[ausnick2001] 3:05 am: I am not the real king...just a look alike!
[ausnick2001] 3:05 am: Now sing the national anthem to my face!
[ausnick2001] 3:06 am: Johann, I hope you knwo what the punishment is for stealing my colour scheme!
[ausnick2001] 3:07 am: I challenge you to a duel!
[ausnick2001] 3:09 am: I also have no 'alt' key because...becuase...well...it broke off a while ago.
[ausnick2001] 3:11 am: I dont press the keys, I shout at them and they do my bidding!
[ausnick2001] 3:14 am: Imagine the darkhorse, but with a more modern look
[ausnick2001] 3:19 am: Ah, the delinquent duo!
[ausnick2001] 3:24 am: yh7udfjhldfskjbgdsk;lfgjd;lfskjhdslkhjs;hj;----sorry, that was my face hitting the keyboard!
[ausnick2001] 3:26 am: sklsngklasjgfakldsjgkldafsg----in advance
[ausnick2001] 3:28 am: I dont think my keyboard can take another!
[ausnick2001] 3:31 am: For my next order; I demand people to stop making comparisons between me and eggdavid!
[ausnick2001] 3:36 am: Then who will change Staceee's?
[ausnick2001] 3:38 am: My keyboard breaths a sigh of relief!
[ausnick2001] 3:38 am: Nick says if you stopped making jokes, I wouldnt need a new keyboard!
[ausnick2001] 3:41 am: Was that a dig Nathan? If so...bravo!
[ausnick2001] 3:43 am: Is Staceee questioning the king?
[ausnick2001] 3:43 am: Punishable by hanging!
[ausnick2001] 3:47 am: when he wakes up
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: he doesnt recognise anybody
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: condemmed to a fate worse than death
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: ...GET IT!
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: HE WALKED INTO AN ACTUAL BAR!
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: NOT A BAR AN IN A PUB! LOLOLOL!
[ausnick2001] 3:50 am: ^zomgwtfbbq?
[ausnick2001] 3:51 am: They so dumb they still use candles
[ausnick2001] 3:52 am: joni teh culb
[ausnick2001] 3:54 am: Should drink all that alone!
[ausnick2001] 3:54 am: lol everyone is so friendly as soon as the mod walks in!
[ausnick2001] 3:56 am: buff+mod=muff
[ausnick2001] 3:57 am: epic typo is epic
[ausnick2001] 3:58 am: she did give a disclaimer!
[ausnick2001] 4:00 am: you will never guess my PSN
[ausnick2001] 4:02 am: Im the creepy guy who is just watching in the corner!
[ausnick2001] 4:02 am: Feel free to join me

Best thread on TiBB. Fact.

Pukka!! :thumbs2:

What is this about?

Aww, thanks Bradley!

this is the chatroom legend, ausnick and his best quotes

Lol he only has 5 posts. 5 amazing posts

spot on nate!! :cheer2:

LOL, they need to be put into context a bit! People who weren't there won't really get this!!

EPIC!

ausnick i had to refresh the page a lot of times so the chat log was lost - sorry

I hope he comes back

Hmm...it's a shame I'm not some sort of ego maniac who would have saved the entire chat log last night...

Haha, I never really left!

Ok, let's put one or two of these into some sort of context;

[Staceee] 2:39 am: Actually i came here to apologise before I got hurled with abuse
[Jayson] 2:40 am: course
[Jayson] 2:40 am: now **** off
[eggdavid] 2:40 am: shove your apology up your fat arse
[Jayson] 2:40 am: we dont accept your "apology"
[Twilight] 2:40 am: JUST GO AWAY
[ausnick2001] 2:40 am: you guys need to be a bit more outspoken
[ausnick2001] 2:40 am: stop being so reserved


[MrGaryy] 2:45 am: the britney thread is sucha flop
[MrGaryy] 2:45 am: not unlike britney's last three singles
[ausnick2001] 2:46 am: I thought the britney thread was a trap...clicking on it delivers an instant perma-ban...or at least it should...

[.Andy.] 2:46 am: shut it twilight
[.Andy.] 2:47 am: I'll stick a cake in your mouth that will shut you up
[ausnick2001] 2:47 am: Yeah, a urinal cake!

[ausnick2001] 2:52 am: Guys, guys, guys...why focus on this, when we could focus on things that REALLY matter! Like how much we hate Bea!!
[Bradley.] 2:52 am: no
[Bradley.] 2:53 am: this first ausnick
[Jayson] 2:53 am: Nick, this is more fun
[Staceee] 2:53 am: YOU ****
[Staceee] 2:53 am: FFS
[ausnick2001] 2:53 am: no you ****
[ausnick2001] 2:53 am: this is fun!

[Jayson] 2:58 am: you are not coming out of this very well
[Jayson] 2:58 am: please leave
[ausnick2001] 2:59 am: funny, me and my twin had a similar conversation in the womb

[Staceee] 3:23 am: do you wanna hear a joke
[Jayson] 3:23 am:
[Jayson] 3:23 am: if u must
[Colbert-Bump] 3:23 am: only if it's good
[Staceee] 3:23 am: what do you call a mushroom who likes to party
[Staceee] 3:24 am: a fungi
[Jayson] 3:24 am: wow
[Bradley.] 3:24 am: bad joke
[Staceee] 3:24 am: LMAO
[Jayson] 3:24 am: that sucked
[ausnick2001] 3:24 am: yh7udfjhldfskjbgdsk;lfgjd;lfskjhdslkhjs;hj;----sorry, that was my face hitting the keyboard!

[Staceee] 3:25 am: Do you wanna hear another
[David] 3:25 am: yes
[Bradley.] 3:25 am: go on
[Staceee] 3:25 am: why did the skeleton cross the road
[Bradley.] 3:26 am: why
[ausnick2001] 3:26 am: sklsngklasjgfakldsjgkldafsg----in advance

Wow, I can't believe I have made my own tribute...how sad am I?

Also a little side note. I got a phone call from Sky Sports this morning, I might be doing some fanzone commentary for the cricket! So look out for that!

Wtf you havnt slept!?

EPIC! :shocked:

Lol, well, I have, but that's about all I have done in between now and then!!

Edit: Actually no, scratch that. I transcended the need for sleep looooong ago!

EPIC ausnick, what a legend!! :laugh3:

Whats that you say? You want more, well, Ok;

[eggdavid] 3:36 am: maybe if staceee goes in the BB house lisa will let her change david's nappy
[ausnick2001] 3:36 am: Then who will change Staceee's?

[Staceee] 3:38 am: woman says to her husband: if you stopped smoking we could buy a car
[Staceee] 3:38 am: man says: If you took it up the arse we could get rid of the dog
[ausnick2001] 3:38 am: Nick says if you stopped making jokes, I wouldn't need a new keyboard!

[Nathan] 3:41 am: Do you own failblog nick
[ausnick2001] 3:41 am: Was that a dig Nathan? If so...bravo!

Nathan] 3:46 am: Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
...Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
[ausnick2001] 3:46 am: Thats a bit of a morbid joke!
[Nathan] 3:46 am: Anti-jokes ftw
[ausnick2001] 3:47 am: Man walks into a bar...gets a serious brain haemorrhage and is rushed to hospital, they are able to stop the bleeding but he remains in a coma for 20 years
[ausnick2001] 3:47 am: when he wakes up
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: he doesn't recognise anybody
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: condemned to a fate worse than death
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: ...GET IT!
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: HE WALKED INTO AN ACTUAL BAR!
[ausnick2001] 3:48 am: NOT A BAR AS IN A PUB! LOLOLOL!

Ausnick is the definition of Legend

LOL! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

You're right

ROFL

Wont be able to make it tonight guys, sorry!!

Haha no ones in the chat room anyway. :(