\'\' I was only joking, honestly, thats not like me\'\'
 

I haven't done anything wrong like

he's a bit of a spanner

Pity they don't still have their resident Health and Safety Officer in there. Channel 4 owes a duty of care to housemates and must ensure that no-one eats food that has not been appropriately stored.

Nothing spannerish about applying food hygiene standards!