Movie moments that have made you p£ss yourself
 

I don't care from what movie, just give me your fave hilarious moments.

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT.



LOUDDDDDDDDDDDD NOISES.

Anchorman?

Indeed!

I like the bear smelling part.....so funny.

Everything in Ali G: Indahouse :laugh3:

when I was younger I would like die laughing at the scene in Bruce Almighty where he makes evan talk a load of gibberish.

How young are you? Youre making me feel old now cuz that feels like ten mins ago. lol. But yeah, very funny scene.

I like the bit in Liar Liar where Jim Carey lists everything he did wrong when he was driving, lmao.

So many funny moments in that flick. I love the bit where he's beaten the **** outta himself and then the judge asks him if he's able to continue the trial....." Yesssss, IIIII CCCannnnn" So funny.

Another bit of Liar Liar that I love...

[after sex]
Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.


:laugh2:

The bit where he was speeding...


Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.


:laugh2:

When I was young I used to piss myself laughing at something Hannah said in the S Club movie about Eagles.

Off the top of my head I can't actually think of any! Which is bad.

In the movie "Hot Shots" (It's a top gun spoof) when there's the romantic moment of blasting an olive from his dates belly button.

Been literally 8 years since I seen that so details may be off (not sure if it was his date etc), but god I didn't stop laughing.

The last 20 mins of the titanic.

Anyone seen the film called 10 with Dudley Moore? It's hardly amazing but there's a few scenes in it that always set me off.

funny film I like the bit where he couldn't talk after coming back from the dentist and the naked couple playing pool.

My scene which gets me everytime is Life Of Brian and the centerions who can't help laughing
oh and the whole john cleese storming the castle in the holy grail

ps Setanta if you haven't already check out a film called Bubba Ho-Tep
brilliant

so many....

dumb and dumber - almost the whole movie. but one of my fav bits is with petey the dead bird that got sold to the blind kid.... so cruel but fcking funny! xD

ace ventura - trying to run through the woods when darted

liar liar - beating himself up...and many more scenes

bridget jones 2 - tripping on mushrooms

shaun of the dead - "theres a girl in the garden" and the scene to follow!

& many many moreeeee

clip from "Nothing to lose"


this whole film makes me cry with laughter!

I don't know whether I can include the South Park Movie but i think the song Uncle ****er is hilarious.

Shaun of the Dead, most of it made me laugh alot!

Life of Brian, when he opens the window naked and everyone is looking at him

Run Fat BOy Run, the BLISTER!

Duck Soup, all of it, love the marx brothers

The Women (1939), brilliant one liners from the best screen bitches ever!

Any Laurel and Hardy!

Arsenic and Old Lace, the two aunts are brilliant

this whole film makes me cry with laughter! [/quote]

loved nothing to lose aswell as national security and blue streak both with martin lawerence in it:dance2:

but my movie moments mainly are in white chicks, "ewww balls"

"its not just a bag, its prada" "what a beautiful chocolate mannn" "ohhh mother time, your mamas so old that her brest milk is like this (blows powder from hand)" and "i dont think so swartz-a-negro" :laugh2:

i could list thousands
but one off the top of me head is
home alone 2
daniel stern in the park with pigeons all over him
he's doing little quiet screams, then he just sits up and does a real long loud scream
greatest scream in cinema history

The bear's confrontation and negotiation with Baxter in Anchorman.

"**** off, grasshopper!" and the entire village shoot-out in Hot Fuzz.

The makeover and prank calls in Mrs. Doubtfire, most of that film included.

A lot of Mean Girls, Zoolander and The Hangover moments.

The scene in Inglourious Basterds where the SS officer is playing the "Who Am I?" card game and is torn between black people and King Kong as the answer, made me crease. Offensive, yes, but still.