Marcus - Bea should hook up
 

I just don't understand Marcus is looking for a wife, and Bea is looking for a husband. They should just hook up seeing that their aim in life is now exactly the same.

They look good together.

And Marcus could teach duvet tricks to Bea seeing that she is so sexually frustated :wink:

Outside this game and Bea will have approximately zero interest in Marcus. I mean entirely. I mean she wouldn't even be interested in talking to him and would barely tolerate him sitting near her in a pub group situation.

Not to mention obsessed cat-lady and gay guy want Marcus.

There is always someone for everyone. Marcus has a Mrs. Marcus somewhere out there. They will get together and he will bicker and whinge and she will be a bitch and the two of them will divorce after a few years.

I predict he needs one of those mail order brides cause he fits that category quite well, you know the ones with the thai looking girls on their arms who cant speak english.

Cause the only way someone sane can stay with Marcus is if they don't understand what he says all the time.

Imagine he marries someone, he will be going on and on the whole day, i told you so, do that and this, how many times do i need to tell you?

Too true!

Didnt Shakespeare write a play about this?

Thats right, The Taming of the Shrew.

They could call their children duvet...

NO!!! I dont get it.:sad:

Duvet seeing how Marcus has spent more time with duvet than with any girl.. check out his infamous clip on the duvet in the toliet

Duvet and girl today..

Bea and Marcus are lying together under a duvet on the decking. #BB10about 1 hour ago from web

http://twitter.com/OfficialBB

Ah I see. You had me looking up the cast in case I had missed one of the names.:laugh:

Edit: Watching that once was enough for a lifetime though.:wink:

On the CH4 BB site it states that Bea is in a relationship!!!!!:puzzled:

uvet and girl today..

Bea and Marcus are lying together under a duvet on the decking. #BB10about 1 hour ago from web

http://twitter.com/OfficialBB [/quote]



Hey a threesome i guess the duvets geting more though...and its loaded from previous romantic dates with Marcus...

Ah I see. You had me looking up the cast in case I had missed one of the names.:laugh:

Edit: Watching that once was enough for a lifetime though.:wink: [/quote]

Ok yeah watching one of those is enough but the question is will Marcus take that duvet on his eviction night..

Relationship with herself,...that is

She's one of these people that like to be in many relationships. Rid more times than the Blackpool donkeys.

"They could call their children duvet"
I still don't get it :P

Its actually a bad joke but seeing that there will be three of them in the relationship, bea in the bedroom, the duvet in the toilet,, and Marcus, and seeing his love for the duvet more than his love for anyone, he will want to call their children duvet.. just like Michael jackson's kid called blanket...

Ah now I do get it.:laugh:

"just like Michael jackson's kid called blanket..."
now I get it .... but michael J didn't w@nk into a blanket.

Who knows what the weirdo was upto, schools are now a tough place what with bullies and things, you send your kid called blanket to school, its not even worth thinking how traumatised the kid is going to be later on in life...

?? :P

I mean "but michael J didn't w@nk into a blanket " where as Marcus did screw a duvet :eureka:

Oh my god mate given the flow of everything and MJ's past do you honestly know what you just said there?! You sick boy!:shocked::laugh3:

People are joking here but now that you mention it then yes - Marcus is a classic type who would get himself a Thai or Philippina Wife.
He would imagine them as being subservient and 'knowing when to shut up' which would be 'when he tells them' and he would masturbate into them,
but,
at the same time he would be an absolute emotionally needy, mentally exhausting whinger and complainer always nit-picking them for little spats, bickerings, moans and sulkings and temper-tantrums.
After two years of hell with the guy she will divorce him and live with her parents (now moved over) and have to get restraining orders against the prick especially if she ever finds a new boyfriend.
Eventually someone will just beat the ever-loving hell out of him and he will sulk in bitter rage, taking it out on his Mum possibly for decades.

This guy doesn't even treat his own mum like a human being so don't expect him to treat his Thai bride any better when she doesn't worship him and coddle his ego.

That guy is easily one of the biggest disappointments and is a way bigger A-hole and sleaze than people think.
No.. he doesn't have a 'good heart'. At least not anymore.

:eureka:
lol

Mmmmm dont think you should pass juudement as far as I have seen Marcus has done more cleaning in the house than most of the other male housemates and a lot of the female ones. It makes me sick when people on here comment like this - make comment about what you see on the programme. Hes so bad that nearly all the housemates have turned to him for words of comfort and wisdom - judging on his appearance is out of orde- if he was that bad to his mum why would she appear on tele and support him, his friend helen seems like a nice lady to

I is thick.:sad::bigsmile: