Ask A Bloke....Anything
 

Ladies is there anything you want to know about the male pscyhe but were too afraid to ask?
Why we leave the toilet seat up, why some of us prefer the bigger busted women, what we're thinking when we go silent?
Ask away and I and some male FM will try to help you understand.
(it'll be nice if a female can do the same)
this thread will probably bomb but I don't care

How are you in minus Karma :shocked:

I really don't know

When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?

Why can't men ask for directions?

Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'?

Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?

Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?

@ Enid:

I never knew we did, lol.

I think it would mostly be to to illusion that they are more slutty and stupid than "boring brunettes," which is obviously just stereotyping.

lol, at least i got n answer!

I think that's a misconception. Me and most my friends prefer brunettes.

Ask the guys in the Britney thread :tongue: They chase after balls like a dog after a bone.

Brunettes ftw!

Why do boys not tell you their feelings?

sorry laptop froze
@Enid - It comes down to personal preferences. Blondes to us men seem a little more unattainable and put up on a pedestal, most would prefer a brunettes wife and a blonde girlfriend. They seem a little dirtier even though some of the best (so I've heard) pornsters are brunettes ie Stoya, Sasha Grey, Tabitha Cash...
@bansheewails - the first two came down to pride, we still like to think ourselves hunter and being give advice (even if it is correct) from a gatherer is a knock to our pride, which sometimes is all we have
3 we like any hand to eye activities which I guess comes down to when we were apes, it relaxes us to watch and particapate in these sports and hobbies
4 We get easily distracted and without beating around the bush we'll buy want we want impulsively

I always try to keep a strong exterior. If a guy does show his feelings he could be considered "weak" or a "pussy" by others.

That's what I think it is anyway.

Why can't men ask for directions? Because it's more fun to 'try'.

Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'? Because we like to be annoying

Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
Only some men. :wink:

Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?

Because lets face it, who wants bread over a kit kat and beer?



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@ - GypsyGoth We never grew up sharing our feelings and thoughts with friends, we'd rather kick and chase the ball while girls played with dollies and have tea parties. We think it's cool if we don't talk about stuff that makes us vulnerable

Thanks for the answers. It does seem silly to me that you don't share such a big part of life with others.

Maybe boys don't have it soo easy.

we really don't. We sometimes have tender moments with friends but we try to keep it to ourselves.
But some women like a mystery, no?

True, mysterious is sexy.

Why do Men never read instructions!

We don't need them! :tongue::tongue::tongue:

Like we'd need instructions. Men know everything! :bigsmile:

Why we leave the toilet seat up

Women are yet to evolve to weeing stood up, we're just getting them ready for it

why some of us prefer the bigger busted women

Unattainable women, more powerful. Also associated with sluts, again tying in with the first two.

what we're thinking when we go silent?

Sex, food or sleep. In that order

When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?

Blondes are seterotyped as more slutty and unattainable than brunettes. Less class etc

Why can't men ask for directions?

We all have maps built in to our minds

Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'?

Reason above

Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?

If you're straight ... its a good sport
If you're gay ... you like to watch the men running about
Also if you're gay ... its part of being gay :tongue:

Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?

Who wants bread when you can have kit kats and beer?

Why do boys not tell you their feelings?

We don't have feelings

Why do Men never read instructions!

We have inbuilt instruction manuals for everything

Answer's with personal preference to me...


Why we leave the toilet seat up?
I Don't.

Why some of us prefer the bigger busted women
I Don't

What we're thinking when we go silent?
Women, Gym, Food/Drink and Sleep

When it comes to sex/porn, why do most men prefer blondes?
I thought nowadays most people preffered brunettes.

Why can't men ask for directions?
Sometimes do, but id say pride.

Why is it men tell you to read the map but then say 'no its not on the left I know this'?
Because women can't read maps and have it upside down most of the time.

Why do men find chasing balls around amusing?
It's competition, all males love competition.

Why do men go to the shop for bread and come back with, magazines, kit-kats and beer, but no bread?
Don't, but as for most, i wouldn't know.

Why do boys not tell you their feelings?
Do at the right time.. but usually, mystery/ the unknown is better..

Why do Men never read instructions?
What are instructions?