Big Brother Calls Marcus to the Diary Room
 

Sometimes Big Brother decides to do certain things, knowing full well what the outcome will be. On this occasion, it was calling Marcus into the Diary Room to offer him cash for his hair…

"Big Brother has called you to the Diary Room to give you the opportunity to win some money towards the winner's prize fund," Big Brother told Marcus as he sprawled in the Chair. "Big Brother will add £10,000 to the prize fund if you allow one of your fellow housemates to cut off your ponytail."

"I knew it," laughed Siavash from the Living Area where the housemates were watching the episode unfold on the Plasma Screen.

"**** off," shouted Marcus, rather predictably.

"Is that your final answer Marcus?" asked Big Brother politely.

"Yes," replied Marcus, "cram it up your scabby, fat ****!" he added rudely.

"Big Brother is prepared to up the offer to £11,000. How does that sound?" asked Big Brother.

"****. It's not going to happen, so why don't you just open the door," Marcus sighed.

Big Brother tried to offer £13,000…

"How about £1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.

Big Brother reached £15,000, but Marcus was having none of it.

"I'll say this now and I want you to listen very carefully so there's no mix-up," said Marcus, "you can go and get ******"

Some of the housemates laughed, some were quite shocked…

"He's terrible," commented Lisa. "Poor Big Brother having to listen to that!"

"Do you always speak like that in the Diary Room?" David asked Marcus as he returned to the Garden.

"Yeah, I think they're used to it by now," said Marcus as he stretched out in the Garden again.

Hmm, your 'Best Bits' VT will have a lot of bleeping on it Marcus…

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Marcus is a legend!

Marcus said weeks ago that he was going to shave ALL his hair off if he survived eviction the first time he was up, he even shook on it with Siavash.

Full of air and no substance is Marcus! :laugh:

Obviously the likes of David and Charlie will be shocked at his refusal :rolleyes:


That's the way to tell BB that you won't cave in to their games. Good on ya Marcus.

Gosh,that bloke is such an idiot and thinks his swearing endears him to the public,well it probably does the kids,Didn't he bragg at one point he would shave his hair or something,just goes to prove he is all mouth and NO action.Marcus the coward,a man with no substance:yuk:

what a ****king legend. no other words for the man

LOL

Why doesnt he just cut it?

He looks better without it anyway

All mouth no trousers

That's the spirit!!!! Darkhorse always speaks the truth!!! :cheer2::dance2:

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That is the way to tell em.

shove it

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How is that him being a legend?
Nothing new from what he's done since he walked in the house.

very amusing:spin2:

Marcus is being himself, alway's has been. your'e either offended by his dark humour, or your'e not, I'm not.... Irrepressible.

Siavash said he was a man of his word and cheated on his girlfriend...Class!

To be fair, asking marcus to cut off his ponytail is like asking lisa to cut off one of her balls.

He says one thing and does another.

He accuses Siewash of the very thing he does.

Siewash does not say one thing and do another.

That is why he could not nom this week as he promised he wouldnt and could not go back on his word even though it meant a vote for Sophie.

When all else fails, use the girlfriend card!
Using Charlie's tactics I see

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Quite simply hes a legend.

And you've never made a mistake and paid for it later in your life no? :rolleyes:

quite simply he is a prick

No it's a fact that you like to ignore.

http://daily-drop.com/images/3g8cubg9gwh5iuoa868o.jpg

In the real world your probly right,but as a hm hes a BB legend.

Of course I have but I don't bring up silly topics(cutting hair for a bet) which was said in jest to have a go at Marcus.

He does make me laugh, shame him and Siavash have to be up!

i can't believe he didn't just do it!! he's just full of attitude all the time