£20,000 Says David
 

After all the drama of Siavash's £10,000 clothes exchange and Marcus's verbal exchange and refusal of a £15,000 offer, the housemates couldn't wait to see what Big Brother had waiting for them next

"This is Big Brother the Storeroom is now open for housemates to collect their shopping," announced a familiar voice.

"Hurrah," squealed Sophie.

But as they entered the room there was as bit of a surprise which drew a huge gasp from David.

"Twenty grand?" mouthed Sophie as she joined him in the Storeroom where he was holding a gigantic cheque in the air.

Lisa had it sussed straight away. "They've given the mystery prize as £20,000, as well as Siavash's innit," she crowed.

"It's a good idea," said David as he put the cheque down and got on with the important task of making sure all the food had been delivered.

"It's ******* ****," said Marcus characteristically.

"Wow, look at that" sighed a happy-looking Lisa.

But Marcus soon realised that Lisa and David needed to brush up on their maths skills

"It's £20, not £20,000," he said with a hint of sarcasm.

There was a moment of utter silence, before David screeched with laughter. "It's what?" he howled. "I thought it was £20,000."

There'd need to be a few more zeroes David

Lisa and David = Dumb and Dumber

science bb6.. "tweedle dee, tweedle dumb and tweedle twat" LOL

Definitely £20 http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/g...orator-index=2

Hahahahaahaha

As humorous as this little anecdote may seem, scratch beneath the surface and it reveals a lot about what certain housemates are thinking.


I would say Lisa and David are telling porkies when they say they are not interested in the money.

so who gets the £20?

hahahahaha

They can give it back to BB to add to there prize fund :flower:

Very True, they were the ones getting all excited over it, too excited to even read it properly.

Indeed, and its not as if they can rely on many mag deals or modelling :conf:

And unlike some no brains or personality, so after opening a few netto's or Aldi's its back to their sad humdrum existance. Life can be so cruel.

That was funny. It's ok for the housemates to say they would have liked the money because it's part of the game they're in to win. It's when they've coasted along and show pure desperation that gets on your nerves.

I'm just giggling to myself at how David and Lisa have just been let down yet again, itdiots :laugh: