David - The thickest person on TV ever...
 

What do you think? I dont think i have seen anyone with less grey cells than him on TV.

Heres one of his many gems courtesy of eggdavid

ME DAD SAID TO ME, "SON, IF SOMEONE'S GOT THE POWER OVER YOU AND TELLS YOU TO JUMP, YOU SAY HOW HIGH."

YOU'RE BLOWIN IT OUT OF ALL PRECAUTION

IM NOT BOTHERED, LIS, IT'S PAFETIC

A lot of people say i am raising anti-david threads.. My problem with people like him, sophie, charlie is they all want a free ride..

Its not as if they are that thick, its the fact that there is no effort there to improve knowledge or to put in hard work where it matters, yes you can say thats why they are on big brother, easy money , easy z list celebrity fame..

But this culture of jordan, wags, jade goody is just horrible, and people who support them and encourage them, are just creating the worst kind of role models for kids..

BTW I am talking only for myself and thats my own opinion, feel free to challenge it..

There is somebody in the house called Sophie, check her out.

I honestly thought Charlie was…

Sorry she is the second thickest..followed closely by Charlie, lisa, rodrigo,

I know competition is tough, but me thinks david is the thickest what with his nano nano joke wearing thin after repeating it for 200th time..

What a nasty thing to say

Sorry but she is the least intelligent person in there, with general knowledge and common sense.

She's a trumpet.

Thanks for the example, there are many more where that came from..

And thats why hes working as a human washing machine, cause he doesnt ask why should i jump, he asks how high.. what a moron!

I am a little tired of seeing these posts tbh, I think that there is more to intelligence then being able to memorise books and I used to think a little that way alot of years ago untill a friend that I have (just like David by the way) was oblivious to life and what goes on beyond her own little world, because life was so simple to her she was happy with everything she saw and did, the smallest thing was wonderful and she had the biggest heart going, just because you dont have the vocabulary or the answers to all questions in the universe does make them thick!!! I think if you dont like David for the same reasons that Lisa didnt like Freddie then just say that but do not put it down to someones intelligence level

Yet another of your hate threads for David aren't you bored yet??:sleep:

:thumbs::thumbs:

Even though David is pretty thick, I couldn't imagine him doing something as cringeworthy and braindead as Charlies Nana persona. Even Baldrick form Blackadder would die of embarassment. The only other person(s) who comes remotely close to Charlies' stupidity are the people from 'Dirty Sanchez' TV but even they have standards.

The problem with England is that we are living in the age of dumbness.

Rolemodels for kid are jade goody, jordan, victoria beckham,, great..

everywhere you look its cool to be thick, sophie not knowing geography.

There are countries out there with so much emphasis on learning, studying, knowledge..

Remember knowledge is power, and the more we encourage and tolerate ignorance, laziness, recession will only be the tip of the iceberg.

Heart can be measured in many different ways including being hard working and etc..

But i guess you are not going to understand anything i say,..

haha, True true!

Sorry make it for the 1000th time, hes still repeating it on today highlights

I doubt I would if you think heart = intelligence, just because someone does not know their geography or know the dictionary or encyclopedia from front to end does make them bad people, we have and always have had people that range from people who find learning hard so they work with their hands regardless of their job to the people who solve puzzles and diseases

yeah -- i deleted that post because i thought it was a bit harsh and i felt bad, i don't mind david really -- but he really is quite stupid [/quote]

He is seriously not that stupid, it is laziness, for i can see that he is not that dumb, there is some form of intelligence. but hes so lazy and perhaps hes been encouraged to behave like that.

You are missing my point completely.. i am not saying they are bad people, but not knowing where france is or that iran is in europe is seriously pathetic.

Sophie is not that dumb, but her main interests are bigger boobs, going out getting pissed, shgging men..

Yeah great examples for the younger generation in recession hit england where things are really gonna hit the fan when the credit card crisis hits here next year.

but hey you go ahead with your likings, who am i to say anything..

ok I am pathetic too because if someone put a map in front of me I wouldnt know where iran is tbh, that dont make me thick, I have never denied that they are or not good or bad role model for youngsters but that is down to a the parents on what they watch and how they learn from what they see, my son does not watch BB but then he has the sense not to lol, I am the only person within my friends that is has no life to be watching BB

That people in the house can't tell 20 from 20000 pounds doesn't matter and that European country's end up in Asia and Africa doesn't matter, it's all about the heart am I correct?

I would prefer to be like David then Bea for example!!!!!

Thought i would take it out, cause there is no point saying anything more..

Ok we get the message, you think David is the thickest human ever and you obviously dislike him loads. But really NINE posts slagging off David in the last two days is a bit obsessive dont you think. Please change the record.
And NO I am not a David fan, I am not keen on him at all, but your posts are too much :cloud:

Ok dokey...you have been counting my posts,, yawn, did you count my posts supporting marcus.. or count my posts criticising bea or supporting halfwit..

i dont think i am going to get to you.. so i think you stop reading my threads, ok deal, righty than.. just wasted my time but hey no probs..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I see your point, and if those were the only guys to choose from I would probably go with David myself

yeah I know I agree, one of my sons mates has just taken a whole year of his life to redo his gsce's (if thats what they are called these days lol) and he has passed but if you saw him write anything you wouldnt understand it, basically his exams where done on a computer where they had 3 answers and it was a case of pick one by law of averages a even a guess could get you a pass???? Hence when I hear on the news that the passes are higher than normal I am not that shocked, but with that said my sons mate is good at doing things with his hands ie car mechanic's, I just think as a society we need people like David who are happy with their lives the way they are otherwise there would not be people who want to do cleaning or building buildings etc, but BB do put intelligent people on it ie Freddie and people that have made money for themselves ie Kenny!!! I would say Kenny was not a good role model and he was obviously educated, Bea was well educated and look how she was