Does anybody hate this guy as much as I do?
 

I thoroughly dislike David.

I just boil up in anger, everytime I see this overweight bumbling idiot. Especially when he's had something to brag about (London trip) or when he does that horrendous laugh.

A few more reasons:

A. The bleek expression on h is face when BB announced ''no prize money'', and then his supposed ''support'' of the decision.

B. His habit of asking people if they nominated him, and then ignoring them all day, even though he's "not bothered.. Ah've had a luvleh tahm in t'big brutha house. It's bin amehzing."

Jesus, I must be sick. I've never hated anyone like I hate him now.:devil:

Somehow I enjoy David. I like him, find him entertaining, find him and Lisa to be actually quite a funny 'odd couple' comedy duo,
but,
I really identified with temporary HM Tom and like him I would have just flipping gone mad if I had to have David around me for more than a few minutes. Honestly I'd just start to lose my mind with that laughing,
but,
I enjoy him for the 5 minutes a day I can watch from 'outside' the house looking in and take advert breaks from him heh.

I find David entertaining in a bizzare way although his laugh and constant smoking drive me insane

I don't mind him, he seems harmless enough really but I'd probably end up hating him if I lived with him 24//7!!!

I'm starting to like him.. him and Lisa aren't as bad any more, I used to hate the guy just because he was so loud and annoying but him and Lisa have had some funny moments

Can't stand this waste of space.
Just repeats himself over and over.... blabbering on and on.

I've heard the one about his dad : " 'teached' me to obey and if someone asks you to jump you say how high!!"

what a muppet.

"pathetic"

i like david. he seems to be the only genuine person in there!! i loved it when him and lisa were dressed as aliens. was in fits last night when they had them on again!! he's a nice guy

"they aren't bad any more" lol.

they were bad before but they changed? Sounds like they are "changing" so they win the $$$. Your basically saying they aren't being real

I can't stand him, I feel slower after watching him
btw Kisywisy is that you in your avatar? wow different look.
Are you going to have a laptop near when you're giving birth.
I so wanna say Push breath breath

lol yeah, back to blonde... for now

i'm seriously worried about missing evictions when i'm giving birth!! lol i will DEMAND a tv:laugh:

I don't mind him, but when he talks it feels like he is screaming at me :(

When are you due Kisy? Have you gone over already?

i dont like him, but because at the moment my biggest dislike is for Charlie, David has slipped off my radar

tomorrow!! don't see it happening for a while yet though. was late with my first. not too bothered to be honest. she can cook a bit longer and get all nice and chubby :spin2:

the only think that annoys me is his voice. not the accent, but just how LOUD he is. other than that, i think he's a lovely guy

i cannot think of a better way to take your mind off of contractions,

best of luck for the event.:thumbs:

remember Hennessy can be used as a first name too:wink:

ot David reminds me of a dog with his head outside a car window, an adorable image I concede but one I want to smash with apathy

LOL, well she/he will have to wait till atleast the 5th now!!

He has always been "meh" for me. Don't love him but don't hate him either. However, when he was laughing and laughing and laughing at Siavash's new outfit, it was very annoying. It seemed very fake and affected. Wow... he is wearing pumps. Does that really warrant anything more than a chuckle?

I found him funny to start with but now hate it when the announcer says that David is in the room. He's like the character off the Fast Show with his "Brilliant and Awazing" except he's not funny. He does not listen to people either, except his beloved Lisa, and seems to constantly feel the need to tell us that he is "not stupid, you know" when he so blatently is. I too loved his face when they remove the prize fund. He must be stupid if he thinks he will ever get a sniff of a penny of the money. At least Lisa had the guije to disguise her horror at the loss of the prize fund.

His work must have a lot of really loud washing machines. After 15 years of shouting to your co-workers over the din of heavy duty machinery I think you would just eventually start doing it even when not at work and/or be deafened.

David also seems like quite a nightclubber. Eternally going from work to nightclub would not be conducive to developing a measured "indoor" voice.

Use your "indoor" voice, David.

I get a kick out of David sometimes but I hate how contrived his very presence is in the house. He's a nailed on, tailor-made crony for Lisa and the producers had to know they were effectively doubling Lisa's nominations by putting him in. Slightly suspicious.

I'm also slightly suspicious about the London Task. Every single task where we've been a party to the assignment of roles, Lisa has shouted to put her and David together (she speaks for him sometimes which is patronising and reflective of her profound but sometimes hard to detect evil) and she always chooses what seems like a role that will not be too difficult or prevent them from sitting there smoking for most of the task. The producers had to know there was a greater than 50% chance that Lisa and David would chose those roles, and in any case they could always have two different alien tasks on standby depending on who ended up picking the roles.

I hate feeling like Lisa and David have been rewarded and given an advantage, however slight, because at this stage of the game any fresh air and contact with the outside world must be refreshing and invigorating. The producers have lined them up as these coarse-accented, tattooed gay working class figures who have a sort of gruff lovability (not to me, though). They think they've found a great z-list comedy duo, but all I see are a pair of rather desperate oiks who've had hard lives and because of that have now developed a fairly perverse sense of entitlement at the first brush with media/money/celebrity.

Nothing less to be expected from a anti-marcus fan.. lets see if i keep on repeating nano, nano in this forum, would you enjoy my humour also?

Great post but not sure of your profile picture...

Please don't, for the love of God!!!!!!

Lovely guy?? Yikes, you sure seem to have a great ahem.. cough.. taste in men..nano, nano, nano...