Spacehopper
 

What do you think of Spacehopper? He's been my favourite in the house for a while now but we've seen a different side to him lately. I mean, attacking Lisa for no reason, it was just nasty. He's a real schemer, I think he's got the biggest gameplan in the house, all he wants is his name in the headlines. Are you really going to vote for this scumbag?

No he's a FAKE!:joker:

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He can't win, did you not see him at the bus stpo with david today, sucking in air and inflating his ego like that. Fake,!

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He can't win, did you not see him at the bus stpo with david today, sucking in air and inflating his ego like that. Fake,!

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But, he was acting like David's best mate and then he goes and bitches about him to Charlie!

I don't know what you are all talking about!
I used to be like you guys!
All hatred for things of an orange tint.
But I've seen the light.
I've seen that there is only one TRUE housemate!

And that's Spacehopper!
Yes, this creature may be a giant *****,
But I like this *****!
Yes, indeed, I adore the *****.
I'll ride that Spacehopper ANY day!


Anyone else love the SpaceSlutter Spacehopper?

DOWN WITH THE HATERS!!!!!

I saw him bouncing from one to another.

The space hopper is a slut it could give Noirin a run for her money.

[rquote=2527561&tid=145673&author=SPIDERPIG!]The space hopper is a slut it could give Noirin a run for her money.[/rquote]

Your all just Jealous, because you'll never be a ***** like SpaceHoppy!

You can see right through his game plan - he's tried to eliminate authority! Getting Marcus in the pool assaulting Lisa. The bastard would've been ejected if it were anyone else They only keep him in for entertainment!

He was leering all over sophie too.

[rquote=2527571&tid=145673&author=MiuMiu][rquote=2527561&tid=145673&author=SPIDERPIG!]The space hopper is a slut it could give Noirin a run for her money.[/rquote]

Your all just Jealous, because you'll never be a ***** like SpaceHoppy![/rquote]

But Spacehopper is something else! He's the most vindictive, rude, nasty, foul HM to have been on BB.

He looks pregnant n all.

Get the slut out. Everyone's had a go on him.

[rquote=2527635&tid=145673&author=Twiggy]He looks pregnant n all.[/rquote]

Hey... that's true!

It's Hira's!:banana:
They're actually siblings!
:bouncy:

The hopper is this year's most misunderstood HM.

It came into the house very late & has had a smile on his face all the way through.
Even after being batterered & bruised, ridden half to death by a bunch of sex starved freaks!
Has never even been to the diary room once to complain or bitch about the mistreatment it has received from HMs.
Also it has had terrible edits...like being shown to attack Lisa, when earlier on she had been terrorizing it with disgusting lewd remarks about what she was going to use its ears for & would it take her strap-on with or without lube!
NOW THAT's NOT ON !!
BB should have hauled her to the D R. & confiscated her fags!!
The biased Producers have shown the Cacti in the garden as angels & the Bus stop has had more air time than the Friends re-runs on E4!
So lay off the bouncy orange bundle of joy!!

Remember.... "A Space hopper is not just for BB10.....it's for life !!!"

[rquote=2527581&tid=145673&author=BBfan46]You can see right through his game plan - he's tried to eliminate authority! Getting Marcus in the pool assaulting Lisa. The b****** would've been ejected if it were anyone else They only keep him in for entertainment![/rquote]

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[rquote=2528057&tid=145673&author=Celeb_Rehab]The hopper is this year's most misunderstood HM.

It came into the house very late & has had a smile on his face all the way through.
Even after being batterered & bruised, ridden half to death by a bunch of sex starved freaks!
Has never even been to the diary room once to complain or bitch about the mistreatment it has received from HMs.
Also it has had terrible edits...like being shown to attack Lisa, when earlier on she had been terrorizing it with disgusting lewd remarks about what she was going to use its ears for & would it take her strap-on with or without lube!
NOW THAT's NOT ON !!
BB should have hauled her to the D R. & confiscated her fags!!
The biased Producers have shown the Cacti in the garden as angels & the Bus stop has had more air time than the Friends re-runs on E4!
So lay off the bouncy orange bundle of joy!!

Remember.... "A Space hopper is not just for BB10.....it's for life !!!"[/rquote]

what a brilliant post!!! lol

you may have turned me!!:thumbs:

[rquote=2528057&tid=145673&author=Celeb_Rehab]The hopper is this year's most misunderstood HM.

It came into the house very late & has had a smile on his face all the way through.
Even after being batterered & bruised, ridden half to death by a bunch of sex starved freaks!
Has never even been to the diary room once to complain or bitch about the mistreatment it has received from HMs.
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That's only because not only is Spacehopper a haemaphrodite (as mentioned in a previous thread) but it is also mute.

Don't try and pull the wool over our eyes. :bored:

Cheap nasty slut with a hugely over inflated ego.

Spacehopper FTW - he/she's got more personality than the rest of them put together. (and he was framed for attacking Lisa).

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Spacehopper should have been ******ed out after he attacked Lisa or atleast gotten a warning. Just because he was smiling everyone just brushed it off as being a joke. He's a bully