Where the feck did...
 

Steve go? I was sure he'd beat margaret to the win even though he sh*t on Dave's pillow!

Oh, didn't you hear?
Apparantly Steve got called for Jury Duty.
Oh ya. Peter Kay ate some Norweigan child circus preformers about a month back.
And Jeremy is demanding a DNA test to determine if Peter's the biological father.
Steve could be gone for a while.
And don't worry.
He turned the pillow case inside out, so nobody would notice it.